#bloodknife

[chrisberi2]

I feel like Bloodknife is just this

Not really a romantic couple but the type of couple who would make Vehicular Manslaughter count as a valid date

[mentally-ill-inkling]

You guys should totally pass over drawing templates I can make me and my bf as bloodknife with :3

Bc we're matching as killer and horror, we call eachother that... and yea :D

[chaialevi]

honestly, best writing i have read. i am awe of the writing style, the organization, analysis, conclusions, pacing - just masterful. sharp commentary and critiques of cultures and cinema.

‘Everyone is beautiful and no one is horny: modern action and superhero films fetishize the body, even as they desexualize it.’ by R.S. Benedict [x]

[chrisberi2]

LTD!Chara: Brisket, I think we're.... well... the word fits the current situation. And it starts with an L, too.

LTD!Brisket: A-are you saying we're lesbians?

LTD!Chara: LOST, BRISKET! WE ARE LOST!

[chrisberi2]

Here's a random thing I made

LTD!Mario: Your honor, my-a clients, Brisket and Chara, didn't commit-a vehicular manslaughter, but they were-a just playing Mario Kart Double Dash!!

LTD!Narra: Mario, your clients murdered 7 people.

Mario: Your point?

LTD!Kirby: Nah, sounds more like Kirby Air Riders to me...

[The Jury argues if it's MKDD!! or KAR]

Judge: ORDER! ORDER IN THE COURT!

LTD!Chara: Ooh, order?!

LTD!Brisket: C'mon, Chara, you promised you wouldn't-

Chara: So, I'll have 3 cheeseburgers..

Mario: Chara, please, we-a in a court.

Chara: Right, sorry. And also a bunch more cheeseburgers for the jury and the prosecution... Brisket do you want fries?

...

C'mon, Brisket! Play along..!

Brisket, unenthusiastic: Can you add fries and lemonade to my order..?

Narra: Ooh! Can I also add fries?

Chara: Pfft- Narra?!

Brisket and Mario, angrily: NARRA!

Kirby: Oh! Add a kids meal, too! My kid's out there, my husband had to pick her up from school early.

Brisket: We have a school?

Mario: We-a don't.

[The Jury orders food.]

[Chara laughs their ass off.]

Brisket: Chara, what have you done.

Chara: What? They're just following along!

Brisket: The judge isn't McDonald's..!

Mario: I-a so sorry, your honor..

Chara: Hey, they said order, I ordered!

Brisket, sternly: Chara, the judge saying "order" in a court setting means "shut up and let the defense speak."

Chara: Mario was bringing up a shit argument anyway!

Brisket, yelling: YOU CANNOT SWEAR IN A COURTROOM EITHER!

Chara, also yelling: WELL, I THOUGHT YOU COULDN'T YELL IN A COURTROOM EITHER!

[Brisket and Chara start arguing.]

Mario: They are-a guilty. I quit.

[chrisberi2]

...Fine, I'll give in.

I like it now.

[chrisberi2]

Well now I like Bloodknife fuck

[knivesexporter]

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