#bloodyfaster

[incorrect-ionians]

Marius: “Be a leader,” they said...

Marius: “It'll be fun,” they said...

Vanya: PUT IT OUT!!! PUT IT OUT!!!

Vezika: I CAN'T, IT'S TOO BIG TO SMOTHER!!!

Gareth: GO GET THE ANTI-FLAMETHROWER!!!

Cheets: IT'S CALLED A FIRE EXTINGUISHER, DUMBASS!!!

Marius, sighing: Don't listen to them. Don't.

[lotsofcelebs]

Bloodyfaster

[neonintherain]

Hey guys tune in to the charity stream relay on twitch tomorrow to support US children who are struggling because of covid-19!  There’s so many amazing people putting work into this, matching donations and doing giveaways.

[incorrect-ionians]

Marius: Just put small things in this box.

Felsic: What, like Vezika?

Marius: No, not people, just things—

Vanya: Can we put Vezika in the box?

Marius: I said—

Cheets: Vezika?

Marius: We cannot put a raccli—

Gareth: What about Vezika?

Marius: Nobody’s putting Vezika in there!

Vezika: [already in the box]

[lotsofcelebs]

Bloodyfaster

[incorrect-ionians]

Vezika, holding out a potion: Drink this.

Vanya: What is it?

Vezika: It's 17% alcohol.

Vanya, immediately downing it: You shoulda lead with that, my guy.