#bloom minmaxed

[ferretnomsthings]

Blumineck jumpscares me everytime he likes one of my posts. This has happened twice now.

[icouldfixhera]

Min maxed fanfiction... should I? Shall I? Hmmmm

[themaidenofwords]

Happy Min-maxed day everyone!!

[ferretnomsthings]

Hear me out, give Bloom fox-like traits, why? Because they're cool, and well fall and autumn and orange and stuff. Also because it just fits, okay?

Do you people understand my visions?

ANYWAYS, I WILL GIVE MORE HEADCANNONS ESPECIALLY FOR THE OTHER CHARACTERS LATER

Especially considering I think they need more love and I have weird lil headcannons I wanna share.

If y'all want headcannons for specific characters, my asks are open! (This goes for any fandom I reside in, check my pinned post for my intro doc that has a lot of my interests!)

[ferretnomsthings]

I haven't finished episode 2 yet, but art of silly guy

[ferretnomsthings]

I NEED MORE ABOUT BLOOM AND JACQUES AS THE PERFORMANCE DUO, PLEASEEEE

Also, YES SELLSWORD QPR, YOU SEE THE VISION

Also also, I loved the Bloom headcanons so much 🍂 you're so right about them being non-binary and the sensory issues, and the shifting eye colors are actually peak!!

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BEFORE I BEGIN, LET IT BE KNOWN THIS IS THE SECOND TIME I AM WRITING THIS YAP. (I accidentally exited out the tab before saving last time I tried answering this ask, i was trying to fact check something after i had already finished typing)

There are multiple reasons why Bloom and Jacques are performance duo.

Mostly the fact that out of the entire party, Blumineck and Jack are performers first, unlike Bensei who is well an instructor and SellSwordArts which is ofcourse a business but they competitively use their weapons and teach with their content (ofcourse this doesn't mean they all aren't performers, they all are as that's just the nature of being a content creator, this just makes the most sense in my head and I hope it makes sense to others)

BUT that's hardly the only reason I have dubbed them performance duo.

Like even though they are playing versions of themselves and all that I've said previously is a factor, even their classes and subclasses add to them being performance duo.

Jacques is a glamour bard. Bloom is a fey wanderer ranger. (I'll let someone with more knowledge of these yap, I'm not very well-versed in dnd subclasses, I watch dnd stuff for the stories, man)

ALSO they meet with Bloom pretending to be Jacques's reflection, which is well performing. Not to mention what Jacques was doing before they met (I ain't touching that with a 10 foot pole, but I hope you understand what I am trying to convey..)

ALSO² I just like the fact performance sounds like romance/bromance and you have the only person to canonically get laid and the person who spends the entire first session being sick and tired of so much unexpected social interaction.

If i forgot anything I'll make a post, but I think this is about how much I had the first time i wrote this 😭

I hope to gods this makes coherent sense

[ferretnomsthings]

Could we possibly get some Bloom and Bensai headcanons 👀 or really any Min-Maxed headcanons I need them ALL

You got it, boss. (Keep in mind I have yet to watch most of episode 2)

Bloom Headcannons:

-As I stated before they have some amount of fox-like traits, notably their appearance changing with the seasons, their hair shifting to grey by winter and being back to a dirty blond colour by summer, and their eyes also changing with the seasons. I also like the idea of their eyes reflecting light like animals do. Or them having like sharp teeth.

-Non-Binary (They/Any pronouns) with no preferences for gendered terms, though most use he/him and masculine terms for them.

-Sensory issues, thus they refuse to wear shoes, even in the harshest colds and hotest heats. Also gets overstimulated as fuck in crowds due to heightened senses, it's not just sensitive ears, it's heightened senses of touch, of smell, of taste, of sight, it's just most obvious they have sensitive ears and makes sense because their an elf. I like to think this is a trait all elves have, just general heightened senses, but Bloom is more prone to being overwhelmed by such which doesn't help their socially awkward nature.

Sellsword Headcannons:

-They're all bi. Though I think David specifically would be biromantic demisexual or somewhere in the aro-ace spectrums. On top of this I think they're in a polyamorous QPR, because like watch their content, enough said. (I think in specifics that David and Megan lean more romantic, Megan and Clark lean more platonic, and David and Clark lean more romantic)

-Transmasc Clark, need I say more?

Extra Idea:

Bloom & Jacques = Performance Duo

(I'll do Bensai and Jacques headcannons later, probably after I finish episode 2, but yee, here's some headcannons, hope you enjoy this for now)

[icouldfixhera]

cooking up a name for Bloom's kid

the options are:

generic flower/plant related english name

M O T H E R F U C K I N G T O L K I E N (also flower/plant related preferably)

several contenders, my current faves are Ennalassë, meaning "first leaf", Escelindë, meaning "song of leaf rustle" and Escerë, "she who rustles like leaves". I also keep going back to Quácendilmë, meaning "frog lover", because I find it an absolutely delightful name for a little child, but the other three are already strange enough and idk what the HoME/Min-Maxed venn-diagram looks like but I don't wanna torment people with an unpronouncable name

I could also do Arwen or Lúthien cause those would also be pretty fitting I guess but I don't wanna

anyway names are thanks to Chestnut_pod's Elvish Name List, go check them out!