#blorbeaux

[byberbunk2069]

[allthepeculiarthings]

blorbo doesn't bring me happiness only a sick satisfaction when he's in agony

[anduefex]

WIP ask game, Im curious about 'scifi betrayal post breakup' :)

Another original fiction AU, same characters co-created with @rozarria as before! The premise of this one is that they're on the same space station and working for rival factions (Isra is part of a terrorist cell because they're helping him get some kind of revenge, Baudouin is part of a space spec ops squad), start dating without knowing all that, break up explosively when the truth comes out (including Baudouin failing to stop Isra from doing some kind of violent sabotage), and then never get over each other. This takes place immediately after that breakup.

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The first time it happens Baudouin is hungover as shit because he had to take the bike all the way across station in order to hit a bar he knew Isra wouldn't be caught dead in, and the trip wasn't worth it unless he got shitfaced, so he fucking well got shitfaced. Boss called midway through round seven, said there's a bust next morning. Nothing for it at that point. He had some chick in a low cut top putting her hands all over his arms and chest and he had to make sure he was drunk enough to blame the alcohol for his dick being bored to tears about it.

So he shows up looking and smelling like a field-dressed head wound and nearly gets sent home, but the boss man knows better. He can just prop Baudouin up against a doorway and that's one exit blocked, or make him walk first into the room and that's the rest of the team shielded. Don't need to be well rested for that.

"You're full of shit," Merry says, but Merry didn't get played in the worst way possible this week, so she can stuff it.

[copperhawkthoughts]

What is the plural of blorbo and why is it blorbeaux

[mercurygray]

Love that people you've known for years will start a new media and fall for the same pairing you did and you're like 'Ah, yes, this is why we're friends.'

[anduefex]

The ecstasy of resurrection? 👀

going DIRECTLY for the pornography I see. Warning for potential body horror. This one's original fiction, an AU for @rozarria and my shared characters. I found one paragraph that is Tumblr-friendly:

Resurrection always fills Isra with a swelling energy and orients him tangibly in the world. He gasps, lungs knit back together enough to pull air again, and immediately Baudouin’s hands shift to press him down against the stone, all care gone. His eyes are dark, staring down at his god. Isra’s champion. “Can’t believe you get off on that,” he says, like he always does. The first time it had been tinged with horror. Now Isra can taste his admiration and desire.

[mercurygray]

Was tagged by @captainkilly (😘thx babe!) to list 10 blorbos from 10 fandoms. One existential crisis later - a list!

Eowyn (Lord of the Rings)

Boromir (Lord of the Rings)

Thursday Next (The Eyre Affair)

Hermione Granger (Harry Potter)

Olivia Dunham (Fringe)

Mary Crawley (Downton Abbey)

Jessica Atredies (Dune)

Caleb Brewster (TURN)

Collins (Dunkirk)

Emma Green (Mercy Street)

Tagging @orlissa @broadwaybaggins @tortoisesshells @marvelingjules @junojelli @shoshiwrites @aloraundomiel @forasecondtherewedwon @currahee @upontherisers and anyone else who wants to share!

[allthepeculiarthings]

every song is about the blorbo and it's actually so not funny. po co się spieszysz. po co się spieszysz. przecież do końca życia mamy na to czas. aby być sobą. aby być sobą jeszcze. aby być sobą. aby być sobą wreszcie.