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Unlike the Blorgons, the Circuit Chaps aren’t too selective about

which humans they use to create new members of their race.

OH SHIT! BLORGONS!!

My gender is half tranny barnzalez half blorgon and half dalek. I have 150% gender and im better. I will not be explaining myself.

ABED (In a British accent.): Constable Reggie, hit the space guns and destroy the blorgons!

TROY (In a British accent.): Where are those space guns, Inspector?

ABED (In a British accent.): Don’t you mean… When are those space guns?

ANNIE (In a terrible British accent.): What do you want me to do, Doctor Spacetime?

(The simulation stops and Abed starts a high pitched wine.)

ANNIE (Back to normal.): Um, Abed? Are you… alright?

TROY (Back to normal.): It’s Inspector.

ANNIE: Really? But all he really does is act like a doctor. I mean he fixes things and...

TROY: You’re making it worse! Just call him Inspector!

ANNIE: Okay, Inspector Spacetime!

ABED: No.

(Abed dies.)

TROY (Crying.): Y- You killed him!

ANNIE: Oh my God! Abed! (Crying.) I’m so sorry!

(Abed sits up and looks at Troy.)

TROY AND ABED (Singing): Troy and Abed pranking Annie.

ANNIE (Still crying.): You guys have to stop doing stuff like that!

Twice during the Revived Series, the Blorgons almost managed to defeat the Inspector

by setting up situations in which humanity would be destroyed if the Inspector managed to pull the trigger to kill the Blorgons.

It was quite disturbing when it became clear that the Blorgons were able to take on human form for their nefarious plans.

I mean, it meant anyone could be a Blorgon!

Both the Blorgons and Circuit Chaps have long viewed empathy as a fatal flaw.

So, why is it that they, the supposedly superior beings, are the ones who end up dead?

It was intentional that the Blorgons count time in bleps rather than seconds,

allowing the amount of time that elapses to not match viewers’ expectations.

‘Eradication will begin in … 103 bleps.’

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