...would it be too greedy to latch onto one of those divine lunar cowtits and start chugging?
...h-how big of a celestial body would i end up-
You think you'd be a celestial body darling?
No no no; you'd become a cosmic force, a regular in the night sky. Everyone in the universe would see your ever increasing expansion as it happens... but by then you're probably rapidly approaching them. Orbits would realign around you dear, only to be engulfed by your own enlarging milk.
Of course, you wouldn't be anywhere near my size when I'm not bound.


















