#blu jarate

[blubushie]

Peeing in the shower: gross or practical?

100% practical there is zero issue with it besides people's own hangups on it. Piss isn't any more gross biologically than all the other germs you're getting rid off/getting everywhere by showering. Hell it's probably MORE sterile than the germs ON your body that you're dispersing through the shower by washing them off your skin and flicking dirty water everywhere. There is zero sense in going "Oh I gotta piss" and then stepping out and getting water everywhere. And moreso if you're ME there's zero sense because in Matilda my shower IS JUST MY ENTIRE BATHROOM and I can just piss into the drain. That's stupid. I have strong opinions about shower-pissing.

[blubushie]

you make piss-cicles (piss popsicles) now make piss-o (piss jello)

Ough that'd taste terrible...

Will update on a day I decide I hate myself more than usual.

[blubushie]

OH yeah there are goosebumps for sure! tingles usually depend on the trigger, horrible comparison but you know that shiver you get when you piss? basically that

sincerely, wretched sinner behind the screen

Oh that's what it's like? That's fucking weird. I wonder why it causes that response.

I pity the sheilas listening to this because I don't think they get that shiver. Sheilas, do you get the morning full-bladder piss-shiver?

[blubushie]

Can I just mention that hearing the very opening chords and lyrics of Hellfire from Hunchback of Notre Dame while I'm pissing is really weird?

I have Spotify playing and the song changes and I'm standing here with my hand on my dick and start hearing Latin and church bells and the childhood Catholicism in me goes "God? You come to me now? Mid-piss?"

[blubushie]

pissing hard or hardly pissing

Pissing hard son I'm cutting porcelain like a fucken hydrosaw

[blubushie]

You brought up that theres a hidden piss log on your discord server and expected people not to go hunting for it THIS IS WHY YOU GOT SHOT AT (jokinnnnggg)

Oh no I expected them to go hunting. This was literally me going "Hey if you didn't know I have this thing. Go find it" Ol switcheroo

[blubushie]

Noting that in Blucord I was discussing my piss habits and said, quote:

I've treaded where only giants dare tread. Fuck you mountain get pissed on

[blubushie]

Glad to hear the piss post is a banger

You could almost call it

A pisser