#blu pest

[chattycattycal]

Boys. Don’t. Cry.

[chattycattycal]

Meet The Pest(s)

Bam. Flashbang

Pew. EMP

Splat. Water balloon full of lead paint and super glue

You ever wished your day was a little more annoying and your job a little more difficult to complete? No? Too fuckin’ bad, chump!

25, 5’5, and 125 lbs, these brats don’t need to be big to be the biggest nuisance on the field. Interference is the name of the game and boy, oh boy, do these fellas play freakin’ dirty. Good luck capturing the point when you’ve just been pantsed and your guns suddenly loaded with blanks, bozo. Nyeh hehehehehehe >:3

(Travis and Tycho use he/him pronouns, and Tess uses they/them)

[chattycattycal]

Terrible news. The most irritating people you’ve ever met have cool hobbies and are really good at them.