#the pest

[decaffeinated-heads]

Why can't I have a normal favorite charater? No, I got this fruit

[askmovieslate]

Good grief, this movie's so annoying!

I'm starting to sound like Jamesy.

No really, this movie is annoying beyond belief. Want to take an endurance test? See if you can get through the first five minutes of this movie. If you can, you may be fine for the rest of it, and perhaps for the rest of your life. If you can't handle it, better avoid this movie forever, and perhaps anything involving John Leguizamo.

I think...I think I hate John Leguizamo now. I didn't feel anything towards the guy, but now I don't think I can stand him.

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[average-riot]

Plot of total drama or whatever.

[chattycattycal]

Boys. Don’t. Cry.

[divine-ceo]

THE PEST BIT ME.

I need a rabies shot..

[fullchaoticdreamerracoon]

Putting John Leguizamo as my profile pic because why not and he was super cute in the movie the Pest 😎

[the-one-true-dark-one]

I am behind the "Granny's" for a fight as you've requested. Where in blazes are you!? You better not have turned tail and fled!

(@the-great-rat)

I am fighting the fucking pest right now!

You little unintelligible poor person!