darling Cal Darling

Minors DNI. 32

[chattycattycal]

Cal comms are open folks, please feel free to shoot me a Dm if you are interested.

[dear-ao3]

[makrustic]

"There's an art to being reckless, this is my interpretation" WIP Prints | Ko-fi | Patreon | Bluesky ⭐

[sunday-bug]

[scissorsaint]

you really do meet some of the loveliest people talking about blood and sex on the internet

[justcatposts]

Little girl teaching her cats how to draw a flower 

(via)

[hottiewitabloggie]

they’re? just? sitting there ???

[ladycavalier]

it makes it 100% better that i can’t understand her, i feel like i’m hearing what cats hear

[socialistexan]

[crtter]

Heh, she’s speaking Portuguese! Here’s what she’s saying:

*baby voice* “… and if you have any questions, just ask me! And now… yeah. And now you draw the roots. You draw them all twisted up! Got it? A flower? Now draw it. Did you get it, Luis Roberto? Did you get it, Jurandir? Look. Did you get it? That’s how you draw a flower.”

Luis Roberto and Jurandir are people names (Jurandir is especially a name associated with older men) so it’s extra funny that the cats are named that, heh.

[thyrell]

joe biden should do another stimulus check where the ira sends me a lox bagel. with cream cheese please

[thyrell]

irs.

[efoxgirl]

[vulpes-aestatis]

Baby sphinx trying to be like mama and waylaying travelers, but all its riddles are completely non-sensical like the ones a 1st grader would tell

[thecactifindahome]

[maluskrow]

[onlytiktoks]

[shinyhappygoth]

Time to FROLIC!

[bobomcfoe-art]

Videos i like so much i painted them

[escuerzoresucitado]

[batshit-auspol]

Please enjoy the infectious laughter of the Australian senate struggling to keep its composure while grilling a man about bee semen

[batshit-auspol]

Regularly forget we posted this and then are hit like a brick with notifications like this one

[beardedmrbean]

[thememedaddy]

[kisseism]

gym inspo for you guys

[infizero]

bringing back my too woke opinion that you should be allowed to change labels without the previous one being incorrect

[infizero]

i think you should be allowed to identify as trans without retroactively saying you were also trans in the past. i think the "born this way" rhetoric is limiting and you should be able say stuff like "i was fully a girl when i was a kid and now im a boy" without it invalidating your current identity but maybe that's just me

[burningvelvet]

a twitter thread that actually killed me

[wykart]

what do you mean my disability disables my abilities? what the fuck

[mevima]

yeah sorry, they're greyed out now. sometimes you can temporarily enable them if you perform a secret spell that exhausts you for 12d10 hours and greys out some of your other abilities though. good luck.