#blue hcs

[gorbo-longstocking]

How would the skeletons react to their, normally calm, sweet and bubbly S/O going "KNOW WHAT? I'M TIRED OF "KEEPING IT TOGETHER" I WILL NOW BE UNAPOLOGETICALLY.. Nuts."

here you go anon :D

sans – the second you make that declaration, he has no idea what he’s in for, but he supports your decision to be more yourself. the chaos that comes with it is a bit much for him, you’re like a whirlwind of energy, however, after so many years as papyrus’ brother, he learns how to manage. just don’t go too off the rails, he doesn’t want you getting hurt.

papyrus – he’s used to undyne and her kitchen antics, so you aren’t too hard to keep up with if he’s being honest. if things get a little too rowdy, he’ll pick you up by the back of your shirt and escort you elsewhere with only a light scolding and a lot of love. as long as you aren’t getting yourself into things you can’t get out of, he’s super happy you feel comfortable.

red – he’ll make sure you’re okay before laughing and telling you to ‘go for it sweetheart’. red is your biggest supporter. you start fighting someone, he’ll cheer you on, you steal something, bring something back for him. just make sure not to get into too much trouble. if he has to bail you out, he’ll be upset. his nonchalance is because he trusts you to know your limits. of course he’ll be there to pick you up when you fall, but if its constant and you never learn your lesson, he’ll draw some hard lines.

edge – he’ll be a bit snappy at you and start hovering around you more. don’t take it personally, he’s just more worried than ever. you’re so small compared to him and fragile, he’d fall to pieces if you got yourself into too much trouble. edge is happy you are more comfortable acting this way, that’s great, he just gets mad when you get hurt. he will grumpily dress your scrapes and finish it off with a small peck on the top of your head. stop coming home with scrapes, human!

blue – if blue could wrap you in bubble wrap, he would without a second of hesitation. while he can easily keep up with your energy, he isn’t sure how to handle your raw chaos and possible impulsiveness. he wants you to be safe and not get hurt more than anything. he’ll chase you around to make sure you don’t get into too much trouble, and if the mood strikes him, he may join you. as long as it’s not illegal.

stretch – oh yeah, that’s what he’s talking about. stretch is laid back, it’s a core trait, but next to that, he loves to get into mischief. just a little bit. pranks are a favorite past time of his and he’s more than happy to join you on any escapades especially if a good laugh accompanies it. the farthest into illegality he will venture is trespassing, anything else he draws a firm line.

lord – his tolerance for chaos is very, very low. he loves you dearly and will support you however he can, but this is a little much for him. lord will sit you down and try to communicate a healthy medium between you two’s contrasting demeanor. get up to whatever mischief you want, just don’t get hurt or pull him into any of it. however, lord will help you with whatever you need, if you run into consequences, he’ll be more upset if you hide it from him.

mutt – he is caught between excitement to see what you’ll do and complete anxiety. mutt likes to see what will happen, he’s a bit of a sucker for reactions. while stretch likes a good prank, mutt is content to sit on the sidelines and observe, maybe even video your antics with your permission. personally, he thinks you could be an internet sensation and he’d be more than happy to set up an account online somewhere to post what he’s captured. on the other hand, mutt is already accident prone, he’s not looking forward to the inevitable.

[gorbo-longstocking]

Heya! I saw your requests open and i just thought of this scenario! What would the skeletons do if their S/O can do a really good impression of their brother and i mean its spot on. They find out by their S/O pranking them with it like they are just doing their thing and their 'brother' called them from different rooms till they find out its their S/O cause they are just cackleing!

HELP I LOVE THIS this is such a funny idea omg. anon your mind is huge.

sans – at first, he thinks its actually papyrus who’s messing with him. sans figures out it’s a prank pretty quickly, but not that it’s yours. he’s shuffling around the house, thinking he’s humoring his brother only for you to surprise him. personally, he thinks it’s hilarious. you got him good, you have to to teach him how to do that. his voice is too deep to do an actual impression of his brother, but that doesn’t stop him. papyrus hates you both.

papyrus – falls for it hook line and sinker. you can get him wandering from room to room for about forty minutes before he gives up. he’s a bit mad about it, but does find your sans impression very good. he insists his is better and the two of you will do impressions of sans at each other for a while. papyrus can’t get the voice down, but the speaking patterns are so spot on it’s dizzying.

red – if edge is calling for him, more than likely, he’s in trouble. depending on the tone of your impression, he will either go find his brother or blip out of the house for a few hours. usually, it’s the latter. the only way you could get him to fall for it, you’d have to show him your skill to his face. red immediately busts out laughing. “that’s hilarious dollface.” he’ll give you some pointers on how to match his brother more accurately.

edge – by the time he finds you cackling, he is so mad his entire skull is bright red. the next few hours are spent trying to hold back giggles as you try and make it up to edge while he furiously pouts. he’s never taken pranks very well, something red will be sure to let you know when he catches wind of this. he’ll also give you advice on how to make it up to his brother. he’s had a lot of experience. cook edge his favorite food, shower him in praise, and you’re golden. edge gives you a little peck on the forehead and expects you to never prank him again with your horrible impression of his brother.

blue – picks up on your prank surprisingly quickly. blue is much more observant than people give him credit for, stretch had to learn (and perfect) his tricks from somewhere. your impression is good, but after a few minutes, he knows it’s you. blue’s grin widens and he starts playing along, throwing open closet doors as he looks for you. what was once a silly prank has not turned into the worlds most intense game of hide and seek. as soon as he finds you, he pulls you into a hug as you both cackle in each others arms.

stretch – he also picks up on it quickly. you get maybe ten minutes of pranking before he finds you and boops you on the nose. stretch asks you what other impressions you can do while his smile borders on diabolical. no one is safe from the you guys on your war path. blue gets several phone calls practically begging him to get the two of you under control. after it all calms down, stretch asks you to teach him, and unlike sans, he picks up on things pretty quickly. he turns out to be pretty good at throwing his voice.

lord – he is not amused. impressed, maybe, but definitely not amused. you had him running all over the house for a quick giggle at his expense. he’s taking your prank a bit too personally, give him a day and he’ll calm down. after, he is absolutely fascinated by your impression of his brother and is wondering if you can do others. bust out a few celebrity impressions and you’ll have him laughing so hard he’s crying.

mutt – like red, if his brother is calling for him, he is more than likely in trouble. or he’s in for an hour long lecture and he’d rather avoid one of those. mutt puts on his headphones for deniability purposes and pretends like he can’t hear you. you’ll have to look him in the eye and do your impression, he won’t just laugh, he will scream laugh. like full howling with laughter. he gets you to say the dumbest stuff in his brothers voice. lord has literally never been angrier in his life than when he heard his own voice saying the burger king foot lettuce meme

[gorbo-longstocking]

What about first kiss reacts

heh you didn’t specify who so i just put all of the characters in a randomizer >:3 i will be doing this for ever request that has no specification, so do with that info what you will.

papyrus - your first kiss with papyrus will happen a bit late, probably about a month into dating. its very important to papyrus that he gets it right, especially when he has no lips himself. during a date, he’ll get a bit nervous, wringing his hands in front of him. you notice right away, not because of his obvious tic, but because he was so confident before. when you ask him what’s wrong, he confesses that he wants to kiss you but doesn’t know how despite the massive amount of research he did. (his search history is a mess) tell him there’s not way he could mess it up, what’s most important, is that it’s with him. you first kiss with papyrus is chaste, a quick peck. after the first time, he’s obsessed. expect it to be his go-to greeting.

blue - your first kiss with blue could come at anytime. it’ll be a moment when blue looks at you and is absolutely captivated by how wonderful you look. maybe you’re laughing at a silly joke or maybe the light from the street lights highlight your features so perfectly, you nearly blind him. “CAN I KISS YOU?” he asks, before cupping your cheek and drawing you in for a sweet kiss. your eyelashes tickle him and he can’t help but let out a laugh. thank the stars, you almost ran out of breath. wouldn’t want to pass out on him.

lord - your first kiss with lord is a long time coming. it’s almost ridiculous how long its taking him, and you aren’t sure what the problem is. at first you wonder if he’s just nervous, but after four months, and a multitude of signals that you know he saw, it’s a bit frustrating. you’re going to have to kiss him. lord has been overthinking the whole ordeal the entire time. he keeps trying to stage elaborate situations for peak romance and if one thing goes wrong, he’ll chicken out. you lean in, stare into his eyes, and he blinks at you, quiet for the first time that night. when you kiss him, he blushes so hard you can feel the heat from his magic. much to his embarrassment, he lets out a little ‘eep’.

oleander - your first kiss with oleander is passionate. it’ll happen before you start dating. he wants to date you, but knows he isn’t good for you, and no matter how many signals you send, he will pretend like he doesn’t notice. if oleander can help it, he will hold you at arms reach. fortunately, he is a slave to his impulses. he can’t help but get closer to you. he’s absolutely drunk on your presence. every second of every day is full of thoughts of you, and one night when he’s over at your house, all that longing comes crashing down on him at once. he pulls you close, almost ravenous, and kisses you with all the love he tried to keep down. it’s rough, a bit messy, but he’s gentle in the way he holds you close.

hemlock - your first kiss with hemlock leaves you lightheaded. hemlock is not one who can keep his love of you to himself. the second he fell for you, he knew it was over for him. he is devoted, and will follow the relationship at your pace, not his. you’re in the lead, and your first kiss with him is up to you. he will wait as long as you need. when it finally happens, your eyes darting to his lips, he smiles softly and leans in just enough for you to close the distance. he is passionate like oleander, but in a different way. his motions are slow, savoring every bit of you. hemlock doesn’t kiss you, he worships you.

gaster - your first kiss with gaster is awkward. very very awkward, but endearingly so. gaster will try to go in for a kiss at the end of a date. it’s dark, he walked you to your door to make sure you get in safe. he can barely hear what you’re saying because his mind is running at a thousand miles a minute. he leans in for a second, backs out, blinks, leans in again, then backs out yet again. you figure what he’s doing and when he leans in for the third time, you press your lips against him. he jolts back all surprised, as if he hasn’t been trying to kiss you for the past five minutes, a dark blush covering him from head to toe.

[gorbo-longstocking]

reader who tries cracking their knuckles but then is somehow very taken aback when they actually hear and feel their knuckle pop cause they just let out this minuscule pained wheeze, and they keep doing it and keep surprising themself when they ACTUALLY crack a knuckle

*slides this to you* i did the eight skeleton boys, i hope thats okay :3

sans - he thinks its cool, and would ultimately pay you no mind if it wasn’t for the pained gasp. if its hurting you, why do it? hes gonna try and distract you with something else, maybe a fidget toy or a few silly puns.

papyrus - not only does he think the sound of your bones popping is the most awful noise in the world, your pained gasp solidifies his desire for you to stop. he’ll scold you lightly and wrap his hands around yours. he doesnt want you to hurt yourself.

red - if you werent making pained wheezes, he wouldnt care at all. instead of doing something normal to get you to stop, he’ll zip tie your hands behind your back. once thats over, the tvs back on and all is well. be mad at him if you want, he cant hear you over his sitcom.

edge - as soon as he hears the first pop, youre done. he hates the sound of cracking bones with a passion. if you keep doing it, he will scold you, citing that myth you’ll give yourself arthritis, and then hold your hands so you stop doing. its only to keep you from cracking your bones, no other reason. absolutely no other reason and he is suspiciously insistent on that.

blue - looks at you with the most intense disappointed stare you have ever been subjected to. worse than anything you could imagine, just two big blue eyelights boring into you. when you stop he brightens up and says “MAYBE YOU SHOULDN’T DO THAT.”

stretch - laughs and starts cracking his knuckles with you. you have a contest over who can get the loudest, going from just your knuckles to stretch doing a back bend over the couch in order to unleash the most horrible set of cracks youve ever heard. it comes to an end when youre both laughing too hard to move.

lord - the first pop, youll see him twitch. the second he’ll shoot you a glare. the third, he tells you to stop. the fourth? he will leave the room entirely. he’ll be snippy at you for the next few days. if he tells you to stop, he’d appreciate if you stopped, especially if its something as gross and obviously painful to you as cracking your knuckles. if you brew him a few cups of coffee, he’ll forgive you.

mutt - oh thats so cool. every pained noise, he’ll check on you, but beyond that, he is a total enabler. he’ll crack your knuckles himself, your back too. not your neck though, he is all too aware that hes not a lucky guy and he doesn’t want to risk accidentally breaking your neck. not only would the guilt eat him alive, but hes certain as soon as his brother finds out, he’ll be buried in a grave next to you.

[gorbo-longstocking]

reader opens the dishwasher and gets fucking blasted with steam, crumples onto the floor and just lies there for however long it takes for someone to find them

im making the assumption reader passed out from the steam blast and kind of made this way more silly goofy and platonic than romantic *head in hands* hope you still like though heheheheh :D

sans - he would be so confused, absolutely flabbergasted at the scene in the kitchen. you, sprawled out on the floor next to the open dishwasher. at first he thinks you hit yourself in the head, he’ll shake you to make sure youre ok and tell you someone else will get around to putting away the dishes. definitely a few puns interspersed, but hes kind of just confused.

papyrus - well you are now being checked out by paramedics because the second he saw you on the ground he already called 911. he is very happy it was just steam and youre ok, but now youre never allowed to go near the dish washer again. just in case.

red - he knocks you with his foot until you get up. of course hes worried, but as soon as youre up and about, thats the end of that. he’ll hover around to make sure you dont pass out again for like a day and a half.

edge - it depends on where you are in your friendship with him. if its new, he checks your pulse, picks you up and shakes you, and if youre coherent after, he will lecture you for an hour. if youre close friends, he will do all of that, just a bit nicer.

blue - this little guy is panicking the second he sees you on the ground. he will only calm down when you come to, and when you do he is frantically googling “how to bring a human back to life” he will be so happy youre okay.

stretch - pokes you a few times to make sure youre okay. he can work out what happened pretty easily, although hes still a bit worried. not worried enough to forgo drawing a mustache on your face though. youre gonna look in the mirror and discover you are covered in sharpie.

lord - shakes you vigorously until you come to and then asks you why you were laying on the kitchen floor. he appreciates you trying to help with the chores, but if youre going to drool on his brand new tile flooring, he’d rather you find something else to do.

mutt - he goes to check your pulse and due to lack of experience he cant find it. if youre not awake by that point, he runs off to get his brother. who will lecture you like above while mutt is just happy youre ok. he’ll tease you about it so hard for the rest of your life, youll be on your in your eighties and mutt will remind you of it.

[gorbo-longstocking]

What about if you had snakes? I know a lot of people are scared of them so I wonder how they'd react haha.

not sure what kind of snake you’re going for so i’m gonna default to ball python just because I personally think they’re kind of adorable.

sans – he rolls with it like water off a ducks back. sure, he’s a bit surprised at first. he didn’t know humans kept snakes as pets, but they’re your pets and if you love them, he will too. he’s interested enough to hold them too if they’re okay to be handled. how snakes eat grosses him out a little bit, but he won’t say anything to you.

papyrus – that’s so nice? papyrus isn’t sure how to react at first. are you sure it’s safe? after a few reassurances, he’s much more comfortable with your scaly little friend. eventually, he’ll grow to love your snake just as much as you, always checking on him and making sure his tank is comfortable and well cleaned. like sans, he thinks the way snakes eat is gross, but he won’t shy away from telling you.

red – oh that’s cool as hell. that’s his pet too now. as i said on the rats ask, he loves misunderstood animals and what’s more misunderstood than snakes? red would be the most open to having your snake around his neck, he’s not too worried about it and he thinks peoples reactions are hilarious. if you’re sneaky enough, you could catch him talking to it about how cute you are.

edge – he thinks your pet is scary and fitting for yourself, him, and doomfanger. the four of you are an intimidating group and edge would have it no other way. in private, he has a tendency to spoil pets as much as he can. he’s a great cat dad and a great snake dad no matter how much he denies it. however, if he saw a snake in the garden he’d scream and get you, insisting hes not afraid, but you’re the expert.

blue – the first time blue meets your pet, you forgot to warn him that your little buddy is draped around your neck. he turns to greet you and immediately lets loose the shriek heard round the world. blue will stutter after and pretend like he meant to do that before deflecting to the snake around your neck. once you explain, he relaxes and asks if he can pet it. its almost as cute as you! (sort of)

stretch – do not show him your snake if you’re not prepared for the prank barrage he has planned. stretch and your snake will become partners in crime, but if you tell him to stop, he will. he likes the little guy, its kind of weird feeling, but its no biggie. probably the only of the skeletons who thinks watching it eat is cool.

lord – if you watch him closely you can see him living out his evil villain fantasies with a terrifying pet snake around his neck, albeit far larger than yours. he immediately takes a very active role in your snakes care, always making sure it has the best care and high quality food. lord won’t tell you why he’s doing this, he’ll insist he wants to support you. in reality he wants to bring it into the office for an intimidation factor. he’s buttering you both up.

mutt – like blue, he screams when he first sees it. immediately after, he flushes bright purple and apologizes to both you and your snake. it kind of puts him on edge, he feels like any wrong move and itll bite him. even after you explain its not venomous, he’ll worry it’ll eat him in his sleep. he’s an unlucky guy, he has to prepare for the worst possible outcome at all times. eventually he’ll come to be okay with your little buddy and even give him one finger pats.

[gorbo-longstocking]

friend/crush walks around with a bunch of RaTS AlOnG theiR bacK-

they have a bunch of pet rats, and they let them just sit on their head/shoulders/in their sleeves in their bags and in their hoodie :V

so in essence the skeletons as rat dads. any pet of yours is a pet of theirs heheheh

sans – he’s a very chill guy, it takes a lot to startle him. having a bunch of rats all over you is no where near strange enough to phase him. this is pun central and he’s having an absolute blast. plus, he thinks they’re kind of cute. overtime, they’ll grow on him, going from kind of cute, to his the cutest little boogers on the entire planet.

papyrus – new friends! he is obsessed and really really wants them to like him. papyrus will ask for every single one of their names, committing each one to memory. when you’re not around, he’ll happily take care of them and make sure they don’t get lonely. he’ll be mopping the floor, talking amicably to the four rats sitting on his shoulders.

red – one thing you gotta know about red, is he LOVES “gross” animals. possums, raccoon, rats, bats, vultures, they hold a very special place in his heart. maybe he projects on them a little but he will never admit to it. your pet rats? no… OUR pet rats. i hope youre not a jealous person, because he chills with them every second he gets. more often than not, you’ll catch him on the couch, television blaring, chilling with a bunch of them.

edge – unfortunately, edge has some unlearning to do. he associates rats with dirt and filth, despite the fact pet rats are actually quite clean. its a bit frustrating, a few of his remarks are thoughtless and kind of callous. the second he sees he hurt your feelings, he’ll dial back. its slow going, but he will make an effort to have better associations. i think the second he holds one and looks into their beady little baby eyes, he’ll fall head over heels for their cuteness.

blue – full stop, blue screams the first time he sees one of your rats. like, jump on top of a table kind of screaming. afterward, he is super embarrassed and asks you to very kindly never tell anyone about that ever. besides his first interaction with them, he thinks they’re really cute.

stretch – first thing out of his mouth is if they know any tricks and if they don’t, can he teach them some? he’s definitely envisioning being the ring leader of a rat circus like mr bobinsky in coraline, although he knows that’s just a fantasy and grounds himself in reality fast. when you aren’t looking, he gives them treats and spoils them rotten.

lord – that’s nice. they are very cute. his response is simple and to the point. he has no strong feelings either way, but since they’re yours and you care about them, so does he. while he won’t take an active role with your pets, he will make sure they’re provided with all the amenities they need, usually unprompted. its not unusual for him to stop at a pet store on his way home from work to pick up treats or a new toy (with ample research done)

mutt – he loves rats and he especially loves these because they’re yours. mutt’s a very chill, low energy guy, he meshes well with your pets. he loves when they perch on him or snuggle into his pockets, especially when he’s out and about in public. he gets sensory overload very easily, its nice to have something to ground him when you’re not around.

[gorbo-longstocking]

friend/crush with a deep distaste towards sauces

tomato, bbq, mustard, etc.

(it's a sensory thing)

for all the bois :V

i completely understand the sensory thing, tomato sauce my hated. here you go 😎 hope u enjoy!

sans - no biggie, just because he’s a fan of ketchup, doesn’t mean you have to be. he respects your distaste and from experience he gained from when papyrus was growing up, he’s great at finding work arounds. sans never makes a big deal about it and he’ll come to your defense if someone does.

papyrus - as sad as he is you won’t be able to enjoy his spaghetti, he completely understands an avoidance due to sensory issues. he has his own. the reason why he wears his gloves all the time is because he’s very sensitive to textures. after you explain, he will make a completely different meal for you if it involves sauce. tonight may be spaghetti night for everyone else, but for you, he is happy to make you whatever you ask for.

red - eh, more for him. he’ll use you to get extra sauce for himself at restaurants, he learned pretty quick theres a limit to how much mustard one person can get. if you order something with no sauce and it comes with sauce, he will shamelessly ask for a new one.

edge - oh well this throws a bit of a wrench in his wooing plans. at the top of his list was “make you lasagna” which has no be unceremoniously removed from his options. hes a bit frustrated, when he plans things out he likes for them to go exactly as planned. thankfully, he adapts pretty quickly and will show off his excellence in the kitchen with other dishes.

blue - oh! that’s not a problem at all! blue is pretty adaptable and loves trying new things in the kitchen. he’s also the worlds biggest simp. anything you ask, no matter how ridiculous, he would drop everything to do in a heartbeat. you dont want sauce? he will never cook anything with sauce again. you need a ride? his motorcycle is already revved. your feet hurt? he will carry you on his back where ever you need to go. you’ll have to stop him before he goes too overboard.

stretch - fair enough, he sort of gets it. he’s more sensory seeking than sensory avoidant, but he’s empathetic and it’s not hard for him to put himself in your shoes. he’s pretty helpful, if lord or edge make something saucy he wont draw any attention to your aversion. instead he’ll make a fuss like he’s the one who doesnt like it. itll be a laugh because he likes to bother them and a win for you, because as always, they eventually relent to get him to go away.

lord - thank you for letting him know, this is very important information for him to have when it’s his turn to cook dinner. verbally, his response is short and he never brings it up again. if you didn’t know any better, you’d think he didnt care and was just trying to be polite. in actuality, he takes great pains when it comes to accomadating you. lord cares a lot, he just isn’t the best at verbalizing it.

mutt - oh he gets it, he so gets it. half the reason he stays inside so much is he’s prone to sensory overload. it sucks when something that bothers you is literally everywhere. he’ll make sure you dont end up in a situation where your food is ruined, whether from getting you something new or painstakingly scraping the sauce off your food. if he needs to he will scrape pasta sauce into the trash, noodle by noodle.