#blue00phoenix

[concentrated-mug-of-me]

Me when I can’t fall asleep:

yeahhhhhh i get it but also i would go crazy

[send-me-a-puffalope]

Me: why is there a Jesus in my Notes begone

Me: oh wait it’s just puffalope

Me: lol I should go send an ask

Me: dear lord the ask box name

2x damage multiplier

How’s life bestie

LMFAOOOO hey love! 💗

I’m doing great! Haven’t been super active on social media recently and school has been absolutely kicking my ass tho 😅😅

[cor-is-a-mess]

Sierra Scott

🥺😳😍

Thomas made me listen to this Manhattan man and 😍😍😍

KANFJDGJJDGJDJGJDJHDHFJDJG OKAY

yes yes yes yes her voice is just KAJFJSJFDJ and her in this manhattan man is perfect and ajdjsjgjdjgjdgj hhhhhhhh i love her

[highlifeboat]

Omg serana posting

It only comes once every 6 months now lmao enjoy it.

Serana will always have my heart. She 's a skeever sewer baby, and I love her. Never did anything wrong. I just have not been into Skyrim lately lmao.

[azulapropaganda]

Mochi Monday is always horrifying because if you’re in a time zone ahead of me- and every Sunday evening I see it like OH sHIt did I skiP SCHoOl?!

ABJWBSJSJD SORRY 😭😭

[sarcasticmudkip]

Hey

Nah it’s ok I can still do ya! In fact *boop* there we go I follow you now we’re mutuals no take backsies 

1. First impression: “Who is this little triangle pfp in my replies....all triangle pfp’s are bots I am ~suspicious~”

Also notable additon: They’ve never heard of bird dicks before?!?!!?!? What life must they lead???

2. Truth is: I am 82% sure you’re not a bot now. Also catch me informing the 14 year old kids about bird dicks...whoops. Please don’t arrest me

3. How old do you look: Ok so obviously I know your age but in my defense I don’t assign ages to people unless I talk with them on discord so going off my intial tumblr experience alone I just subconsciously thought you ageless. Also again, I have a habit of thinking people who interact with me are just bots sDKFJLDSFLJF

4. Have you ever made me laugh: Yeeee, I can’t think of a thingamabob right now, but you probably have because I have a shit sense of humour

5. Have you ever made me mad: hmmmm, no? no I don’t think so. at least to my knowledge (have you ever sent me an anatomy ask? >:((( I’m just kidding i don’t get mad about those lol)

6. Best feature: very funky and cool and somehow unironically likes and enjoys my posts ;-;

7. Have I ever had a crush on you: no gross bad I should pull a udog and just reply to this part with piss or shrimp or something

8. You’re my: regular at the Kip Club. What’s that old tumblr post about tumblr blogs being a bar and serving people their “usuals.” My blog is a humble little bar, and every now and then you come in and I get to nod my head and go “yeah I knew you’d like that you little bastard, I know everyone ‘round these parts.”

[mythologymadness]

Athena x Hestia - you’ve read lore Olympus

I haven’t but maybe I Should-

des: sweetie, you’re better than this

[tfw-adhd]

Hot effing pink

Ask game / I’m replying to old ones but don’t send in any more

the hugest of moods