#bluecollarwarlock

[alchemicalepiphany-blog]

Trapping Fire Cast

John Constantine (played by bluecollarwarlock) : Paul Bettany

Epiphany Greaves (played by alchemicalepiphany) : Phoebe Tonkin

Optimus Prime Dubois (played by hardlyaprime) : Sam Huntington

Seven (played by itsjustseven) : Brandon Routh

Lucifer (played by hallucifications) : Gillian Jacobs

[hardlyaprime]

bluecollarwarlock replied to your photo: Because Tim flails are the best flails. (I know...

No one said I wasn’ kinky, Tim.

John, if you're telling me to wear a corset I'm going to tell Epiphany.

[bluecollarwarlock-blog]

Timmy … why’s there a cock wit’ green balls probin’ that fella on me screen? Tim? … Wee Timmy?

[hardlyaprime]

... john that is a pokemon not a penis.

[charmingdeceit-archive]

@bluecollarwarlock

Crowley suddenly popped into existence on a street corner, wiping a hand over his eyes blearily as he looked for the person that had summoned him. The day was overcast, and the people milling around paid him no notice - no summoning bowls or sigils to be seen. 

He strode over to the nearest man, tapping him on the shoulder with his best winning smile. "Say, mate," he said conversationally, raising an eyebrow. "Don't suppose you've seen anyone suspicious hanging about here, have you?"

[hardlyaprime]

the resolution ; jack's mannequin

yeah, i'm alive, but i don't need a witness to know that i've survived. i'm not looking for forgiveness. yeah, i just need light; i need light in the dark as i search for the resolution.

[hardlyaprime]

[ headcanon #14 ]

One day, Tim Dubois is going to know more about the supernatural than a regular being; enough to warrant status beyond that of apprentice. He will never amount to John Constantine, certainly, but it will happen and it will be one of the most surprising moments of his life.

As it is, though, he has to start from the bottom, going up. And that is just what he plans to do.

With each job, he introduces himself as Tim Hunter, a pseudonym picked up from his Master. Tim doesn't know why John picked Hunter of all things, but he uses it, anyway. And, unbeknownst to him, he will use it for as long as he remains in the business of doing drastic actions while being trapped in the balance between good and evil.

Initially, Tim thought 'Tim Hunter' was a stupid name.

But now, he wears it with pride.

[alchemicalepiphany-blog]

Headcanon: Pip's Shop

John found a way to turn Pip's alchemy shop into a bit of a Howl's Moving Castle type deal, but rather than the shop moving: it's the door. She buys shops, or real estate, in other cities and countries - generally the cheap and abandoned - and every single door? Leads to the shop in London. John also created a way for both her and himself to choose where the door will lead them out when they themselves leave the shop. He uses it for business as much as she does.

[alchemicalepiphany-blog]

Sweet Disposition

bluecollarwarlock started following you

"Well hey there, Johnny Boy, been a bit since we saw each other last."