happy belated, ronan lynch, @yiiiiiiiikes25, @snowdrifting and i got you seven meet-cutes with your husband, some lesbians, and a hundred words about your brother you should skip
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happy belated, ronan lynch, @yiiiiiiiikes25, @snowdrifting and i got you seven meet-cutes with your husband, some lesbians, and a hundred words about your brother you should skip
read here on ao3
photo credits: florian hetz visuals by yikes
approximately 97 seconds into meeting blue, hennessy is like “i have an overpowering desire to make out with you. are you down” and blue is like “o-oh! [she is very visibly turning beet red] i um am sometimes a little reticent about kissing people because i was cursed to murder my true love with a kiss and thats all squared away now but i sometimes worry — you know, lightning striking the same place twice and all” and hennessy’s like “oh shit. you kill people with your MOUTH?? baller. DO IT”
ronan, in the background: DO NOT
Idk how this happened, but I have inexplicably started shipping Blue and Hennessy, and they probably Uhaul and have 3 cats. Idk if this is even a ship, I was just chilling thinking about cdth, and then I thought about the gangsey meeting Jordan and Hennessy and then I was like "Oh Blue would love her" and then I went "Oh Blue would /Love/ her." And now here we are.
This is definitely an amazing message to have received! I’m not sure how it happened either, and now that you’ve brought it to my attention, I can’t unthink it. They would be a great couple, tbh. And because you dropped this in the box of my spicy blog, there will be some treats.
Please consider the following:
Blue perched on a stool with her sweater pulled over her legs to keep them warm, watching Hennessy paint
Blue perched on a larger surface, naked, and being sketched or painted, whatever Hennessy wants tbh
Hennessy mixing paints on the floor while Blue also sits on the floor, hand embroidering one of her refashioned dresses
Hennessy pulling Blue into her lap when she wanders by
Blue making Hennessy a deliciously short dress made out of her highly coveted lace scraps, thrifted and salvaged from Orla’s giveaway pile. Hennessy wears it with a leather jacket and knee high boots. Blue loses her fucking mind
Hennessy finds Blue some very nice bustiers and corsets to wear with her stockings and skirts and combat boots.
They make a really fucking nice pair going out on the town together. No one fucks with them
Imagine Hennessy and Blue as that viral image that makes lesbians go feral, the really tall lass holding the younger one up to the wall
Hennessy with her head between Blue’s thighs, and vice versa
2AM, high from dancing at Hennessy’s favorite club, they drive somewhere to look at stars and make out til sunrise
When the morning colors start to light the sky, Blue lays her head in Hennessy’s lap and listens to her gf talk about the colors she’d mix to paint the sunrise
ANON WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
i know we know next to nothing about this hennessy gal but i also keep picturing her and blue meeting and blue being SO overwhelmed and enamored with this Cool Fast Car Driving And Gun Slinging Magic Girl to the point where she’s always trying to find a reason to talk to henessy but the moment she’s near her she starts sweating buckets and laughing really loudly at everything she says, even if it wasn’t even supposed to be funny and everyone’s like “??? blue what the hell?” because they’re too used to the “getting mad at her crush” blue-and-gansey brand of blue liking someone and have never seen her this instantly gone for someone before
deep discussions about ronan's feelings on casual relationships. and also hennessy's induction into the polycule (with @faewaren)
please spare a moment to think about blue ronan and hennessy together
i am Thinking........
my favorite part of this dynamic is the concept of blue starting out like “ugh, i have to be the SENSIBLE one because neither of YOU will be,” and acting very self-controlled and superior, as one does
but then within approximately twenty minutes of meeting hennessy her sense of self-preservation and morality erodes entirely because it’s easy to feel superior to ronan, but, girl???? pretty girl???? cute girl???? pretty cute girl with just as little impulse control as ronan, way fewer morals than ronan, and a desperate need to fuck up everything they come in contact with????
blue SWEATS. and then suddenly ronan has to be group mom
1/2 (Still me, lol, I've got to go to bed soon, so I wanna send you stuff before I forget what I'm thinking about, lol. ADHD am I right😝), I apparently, have a thing for gf stealing eachother clothes. Cause like, Blue in shorts + a bralette + Hennessy's jacket? Hennessy is fucking loosing it. Blue probably makes Hennessy jewelry, like, out of weird stuff like those little plastic babies, but Hennessy absolutely loves it. Oh, wait, that tiktok trend where girls would put body safe paint-
Haha, when you sent this, I was already in bed - hope you slept well!
I love girlfriends stealing each other’s clothes! Hennessy loving it when Blue tries her edgier style and Blue melting when she sees Hennessy in nothing but panties and one of Blue’s oversize sweatshirt/sweater dresses. I really think once you get under all that’s happened to Hennessy, when you have someone making her things -- actually doing something with their hands because they were thinking of her! -- it really hits her hard. Yeah, sure that necklace of little plastic babies makes Ronan wrinkle his nose, but Hennessy puts it on and says, “Parrish wishes he could.”
You’re so right, Hennessy is into all those things. She gets Blue to join her and Jordan on a BYOB painting night, and they end up with just as much paint on themselves as the canvas and have a really great girls’ night.
Three words my friend: COFFEE IN BED
that’s. what’s. UP.
the way blue/hennessy been living in my head rent free for months and i aint even read cdth yet. im glad to know im not the only useless gay who saw hennessy and decided her and blue needed to smush immediately
living in my head rent free for months
That’s a whole mood. My idea of rent is for those brats to give me some kind of writing inspo if they’re just going to be hanging about all the time. You are definitely not the only one, but oh my gosh, you got bitten by the rarepair bug without even reading the book! That’s amazing. But I will say there are lots of amazing graphics and artworks for Hennessy, so welcome to hell.
They absolutely need to smush because Blue fits so nicely in Hennessy’s lap...