#murder ?

[aussie-twat]

#girlboss

Lowkey im reading this book about a cool tree and then this side paragraph just offhandedly mentions this main character? I NEED MORE OF JESSIE HICKMAN

[crimeronan]

approximately 97 seconds into meeting blue, hennessy is like “i have an overpowering desire to make out with you. are you down” and blue is like “o-oh! [she is very visibly turning beet red] i um am sometimes a little reticent about kissing people because i was cursed to murder my true love with a kiss and thats all squared away now but i sometimes worry — you know, lightning striking the same place twice and all” and hennessy’s like “oh shit. you kill people with your MOUTH?? baller. DO IT”

ronan, in the background: DO NOT

[diormom]

Next boy whose only redeeming quality is being really nsfw 2/47 I see glorified, I’m going 2 take it upon myself 2 kill him.

[imagine-sonic]

Imagine an AU where Shadow disappears and after no one can find him for several months Eggman makes an android to replace Shadow and infiltrate Sonic’s group.

At first everything goes smoothly, until the android discovers something about the group and decides to rebel. They take out half of Sonic’s group, change up their looks and name, rid themself of any programing that would allow Eggman control, and become a hero.

Bonus: Shadow is still alive and well, but with no plans on returning.

[rainysuggestion]

Crush your enemies. Just actually crush them; rent a cement mixer and fucking crush them just do it

[crimeronan]

love that trc was about peeling back Angry Emo Goth ronan until u get to the soft gay farmer underneath, and then cdth is about ronan being like “i’m bored with being a soft gay farmer. i want to do murder and i have a gun now”

[crimeronan]

i was about to say “hennessy could literally shoot ronan dead and i’d think she was right about it” and then i remembered that hennessy would literally absolutely unironically be 100% right to shoot ronan dead. we’re all in agreement on this right