ETTA walked through the lonely halls of the office. He’d taken to exploring a lot recently, always in the mood to find something new or stretch its mechanical legs. Today, he’d found himself at a new set of offices, the rooms around 100-50, rather than his usual 0-50. He found it interesting, and couldn’t help itself from looking into them. After hearing about the apparent disappearance of his coworkers, he realized he’d been checking around for people significantly more. Like the pink polar bear theory, the less you try and think of something, the more it will come to you. It stuck in its mind.
(@bluescreenvendetta, addressed to anyone in the office)
Beyond the tan wallpaper coating the walls, walking perfectly parallel with it, was McConnell, who studied the stranger roaming the halls with steadily growing interest. He observed him from the black void that surrounded the exterior of the office, and waited until ETTA opened up another door to hurry ahead into the next room to make his appearance. As soon as he saw it extend its hand to open a door, he easily passed through the walls of the neighboring room and presented a well rehearsed smile to it.
"Oh, why, hello, there!" He beamed, stepping closer to it and extending a hand. "It's not every day you see a new face in the Office. It's such a pleasure to meet you!"

















