Red Queen characters as dogs
MARE: the dog of the block. the one no one wants to mess with. has no owner. might have a bit of a anger problem. gets into fights with every dog. owns the biggest trash can of the city like a boss.
CAL: the dog who only wants to be pet but when you actually do pet him he /licks/ the hell of you and ends up throwing you to the ground with he’s paws cause he’s so excited and only wants to be loved. finishes he’s food in 2.7 secs.
MAVEN: thinks he’s a cat so spends all the time licking himself and sleeping. trying to improve his purrs. loves when his owner makes him wear dog clothes (specially tuxedos). gets involved cause of /drama/. has no friends cause he keeps stealing their food for fun.
KILORN: the kind of dog who looks at everyone like he’s judging them but if you throw a stick would chase after it like his life depended on it. the one who spends the whole freaking night owling at the moon like an idiot. likes to chase his own tail.
FARLEY: rage chiuaua. too little to bottle all the rage inside her. bites. and bites hard. is /small/ so owns the best places to guard her when it rains
SHADE: the dog that steals the neighbours chickens and that knows where to find the best places to pee.
CAMERON: owns a collar for /style/. too proud to sneak to the trash cans. may bite if you get too close.
EVANGELINE: the most fabulous white poddle around the block. don’t let her pink toenails fool you.
PTOLEMUS: loves to leave presents in every garden. flirts with every other dog.
LUCAS: dead in a ditch.
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