What your favourite BYNMM/NNY character says about you, probably
(Based on the phases I go through of character favouritism. I’ve done everyone I can really speak about.)
Ollie: You are less okay than most people realise. You enjoy Ollie’s humour, but like Ollie himself, you are probably hiding behind it from an overall sense of depression. I hope you feel better. Things that bring simple enjoyment really do help, don’t they?
Moritz: You are chronically depressed to the point where it doesn’t bother you anymore. Your cynical outlook might drive people away, but you don’t give a damn. However, occasionally the world manages to surprise you with something worthwhile. Also, you are probably quite gay.
Owen: Either you are a cinnamon roll who understands life’s ups and downs, or you are a cruel, sadistic being who loves seeing the former sort of person get mercilessly tormented by fate. There is no real grey area.
Fieke: You aspire to be as badass and incredible as the Chainsmoking Terror of Bernholdt-Regen. I relate (I’m sure we all do). You’re probably also slightly in love with her.
Arthur: You enjoy crying pathetically over fictional characters for disturbingly extensive periods of time.
Bridget: You are curious. You probably wonder what it would be like to be completely void of emotions. What runs through Bridget’s head on a daily basis? She is quite an enigmatic girl. Please don’t rip your own heart out, your questions will not be answered because you will be dead.
Klaus: You are honestly just done with everybody. Possibly you are also reaching for something that seems inaccessible.
Molly: You strive for perfection and to close out the bad things, and you probably take to reading or acting. Sometimes it is difficult to ignore your demons, but people who care about you will help you get over them if you need a boost. (I care about you. Hit me up, fam.)
Max: Please, think about what you’re doing. You are the sort to be a Snape apologist. Jesus.
Chloe-Bowie: You have a soft spot for absurd fashion choices and intriguing minor characters.
That is all I could really think of at the moment. I hope everyone finds these decently accurate. I may update the list if I am once again struck with inspiration, and I’ll probably do a comparison of Ollie and Mo some time, because I have too many ideas not to.
