#blurryoutoffocus

[bisexualemmettcullen]

Emmett once broke Edward's piano, and as revenge, Edward told the band teacher Em played and instrument and they should get him to join band. This is the story of how Emmett Cullen learned the piccolo.

Emmett would spit straight fire on that piccolo. an absolute fucking legend.... that backfires because rosalie just has emmett blow into it obnoxiously whenever edward annoys her which is a lot

[verycunninglinguist]

friends: oh we both like harry potter?? that's so cool! we have an interest in common!

best friends: get ready for me to kick your ass in harry potter trivial pursuit ya muggle

[verycunninglinguist]

why i do not do feelings

me: this thing where i told my brain to stop having romantic feelings for my crush is doing the opposite of working. the exact opposite. last night i dreamt about asking her to marry me. THE EXACT OPPOSITE.

me: i am floored, how dare my feelings not listen to my rational brain 100% of the time

erin: HONEY. HONEY. THAT'S SO CUTE.

me: IS IT I AM NOT SURE

[greenandhazy]

I JUST SAW DELTA RAE LIVE AND IN PERSON

I HAVE A BIG LESBIAN CRUSH ON LIZ HOPKINS

THEY SANG A HANUKKAH SONG AND HOLY SHIT I NEED DELTA RAE TO RELEASE AN ALBUM OF MELANCHOLY JEWISH FOLK MUSIC

I HAD AN OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE DURING CHASING TWISTERS. I DID NOT BREATHE FOR THREE MINUTES.

THE FINAL SONG WAS DANCE IN THE GRAVEYARDS!!!! THEY INVITED US TO SING WITH THEM!! I DIED!!! MY FAVORITE SONG!! I SANG IT WITH THEM!!!

THEY CAME AND DID AN ENCORE STANDING SIX INCHES AWAY FROM OUR TABLE. ERIC LOOKED AT ME AND SMILED AND I WAS BRIEFLY ATTRACTED TO MEN.

hoooooooooly shiiiiiiiiiit delta rae.

now i need to just... go on living the rest of my life. knowing that that happened. holy shit.

[verycunninglinguist]

me: pregnancy sounds hard and bodies are weird

me: like, no coffee? no sushi? what is the point even

e: 1 coffee, no raw fish or soft cheese or lots of mercury

me: no

me: that is like...my diet

[verycunninglinguist]

why i dont do feelings

e: how was talking to your crush??

me: it was so good!!

me: but now i am so sweaty

me: is this what feelings are like

[fuckyeahsexeducation]

blurryoutoffocus replied to your post “mybirthcbelc replied to your post “I’m taking a class on...”

I appreciate how you use "new parents" instead of "new moms" to be more gender -inclusive. You could also use "nursing" instead of "breast feeding" !

good idea! I'll keep that in mind! As a genderqueer parent, I'm always trying to be inclusive with my language since I know how difficult it is to find resources that are.

[compulsivefarmer]

Hi! Last year I sent you coupons for SeedsNow, and I wanted to let you know I have 5 more I won't use! They're for $5 off $30 or more. I'm just doing tomatoes, lettuce, and herbs (No room for more than that) and I had a lot of good luck with their seeds last year. If you/your followers want them, I'm glad to share! They're just codes to enter at checkout, so no creepy address sharing required. :)

Sharing for my followers! I'm not really doing much of a garden this year so I'm not planning to buy seeds online. 

I did buy from them last year and was very happy with their seeds.