#blurt meme

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send 🗣 for my muse to blurt out the first thing they think of when they see your muse.

1-800-ARE-YOU-SLAPPING

Mostly because of your new icon!! I’m also kinda afraid-- you’ve suggested some bizarre stuff before so I’m always afraid something wild will happen!

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MEGADAD

I gotta comm him the next time I get injured... Sure, the lecture will stink, but it’s hard to feel scared or too awful when Meg’s carrying you to safety.

Also, it’d be a good opportunity to steal his eyebrows.

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I WANNA SPAR HIM SO BADLY

Also, I wonder if he can pick me up with those claws...

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Oh no... Am I gonna get put in fun jail? I guess as long as he doesn’t think I pranked him, it should be fine. I’ll have to be careful next time I see him!

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Sir! How art thout today? You look... Good!

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I’M GONNA SURPRISE HIM WITH A NICE MEAL AND ORBEEZ AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME! And I wanna lounge around with him and like, relax for a whole day.

Wait, wait, I mean--

Man, now it’s not gonna be a surprise!

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RUDE LITTLE MAN. I am going to get back at him for stealing the phase shifter. I don’t know how or when, but I will!

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Ignore that last part.

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What do I have to do to impress her? I just wanna prove that I’m like, capable and awesome and stuff...

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Arcee, do you, uh, want some snacks? Some energon goodies?

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Oh slag, where are my air fresheners? Am I gonna be subjected to another bath?

... Also, I wanna ride on her back! It just seems like it’d be awesome!