#bmc shitpost

[nakakabaliw]

BMC posting in 2022

[piosplayhouse]

every deh bmc crossover fic

[heyitsevanlol]

Michael: no no no this can't be happening.. Jeremy!!!- he's perfect!

Jeremy: what-

Michael: Jake! He's perfect, he's kind, he's handsome..

Jeremy: michael what did he do

Michael, pulling out a box and opening it: he just gave me hand crafted FRENCH FRY EARINGS...

Michael: HAND CRAFTED, JEREMY...

[twoheadedcalfsanctuary]

i love be more chill, but it’s definitely a weird musical and looking back i think the goofiest thing about it is that one of the key things that’s supposed to make jeremy Cool And Popular™️ is sitting up straight. like in WHAT universe does a teenager care about someone’s posture??

[wtfgaylittlezooid]

Am i wrong tho

[sullycreatesstuff]

Nobody:

Jeremy when he meets his squip:

[starchilll]

Ok but hear me out,,, Be more chill and iBoy crossover,,, My "I have some kind of computer in my head" boys meeting,,,

Jeremy and Tom talking about having computers in their head

Christine and Lucy being friends cuz why not-

I,,, I just think it would be neat,,,

[totally-not-rachs-sideblog]

Rich: ok this is our health class presentation...

Jeremy: yeah

Rich: So I'm gonna demonstrate how to fix a nosebleed on Jeremy.

Jeremy: Huh? But my nose isn't bleeding...

Rich: *socks him in the face*

Rich: ok so