#bnt bs

[ted-and-bill]

Anyway I think that Bill and ted deserve a funny little lizard. As a treat.

[ted-and-bill]

Bill and ted is a seasonal interest for me. I will be wholly uninterested with it for months and then as soon as the sun comes out for spring and summer I'm like WHOA! BILL AND TED TIME BABY

[ted-and-bill]

writing a bnt fic for the first time in like almost a year is just like... wow there really is no way to make this sound smart or deep. it really is just 2 dudes being silly.

[ted-and-bill]

I have created a list of reasons why people like bill and ted so much

They are stupid as hell

They are gay as hell

They are in love with their best friend who they believe won't reciprocate their feelings and keeps it to themselves as to not want to ruin the friendship, but they still think about all the small moments of intimacy they have had together, even if it was just making each other laugh or smiling at each other, and how they could have those moments more often if only they were together

They are trans as hell

[ted-and-bill]

How to scientifically prove bill and ted is gay How to convince friends bill and ted is queer cinema How to make friends watch bill and ted How to explain bill and ted to cishets Do cishets know what gay subtext is Is bill and ted in criterion collection Gay version if criterion collection real or fake Cishets real yes or no

[ted-and-bill]

Chris and Ed: our movie contains blatant homophobia.

Gay people: we love it. 2 more please.

[ted-and-bill]

I didn't know bill and ted ship accounts existed, but I feel like I have been waiting for this moment all my life. thank you for revealing the true key to happiness

You're welcome, fellow haver of Taste. Go forth into your new, enlightened state of being.

*waits until you're gone and whispers into my covert radio* we got another one, boys

[ted-and-bill]

bitches be writing bnt fics on notebook paper by candlelight cause the power has been out for 2 days

I'm bitches