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Bobby: I'm gonna nuke ten streets!

Elmer: that's illegal!

Bryce: and cowardly, do 20.

Me searching for my wife.

My one and only precious bitch! I found her!

Yo,,,,Reverse BobbyBryce

Bobby Worst - Becomes a superhero and uses Bobby Best. Less of a dick than what he usually is. Stops by Bryce’s small business every now and again

Bryce Tankthrust- becomes a small business owner and has an actual heart. Doesn’t clone the Elmers but a certain average straight guy does in this au

Bryce: fuck

Bobby:fuck

Bryce: fuck shit.

Bobby: shit fuck.

Elmer: if y'all have a swearing contest again i will kill you both single handedly.

Bobby and Bryce, in unison: oh really shit ass?*cocks guns*

Elmer: parental units it is simply 3 am an-

Helen:*exists*

Bryce: this is a ... What do you call it again?

Bobby: a ... Friend...?

Bryce: ahh yes... A Friend.

Helen: don't nuke the city

Bryce: I'm gonna nuke the city

Bobby: she's gonna nuke the city

Elmer: don't stop her, she's gonna nuke the city

Suck and swallow: you can't stop her, she's gonna nuke the city

Helen:

Helen: ???

Elmer: their creepy and there kooky.

Bryce: there crackheads in the makey

Bobby: beware if they give you cakey

Bobby and Bryce: THE PHITS FAMILY!

Bobby: i love you bitch!

Bryce: omg!: )

Bobby: i ain't gonna ever stop loving you bitch!

#bobbybryce au