Very Bob, 100%!
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Very Bob, 100%!
The babies have arrived! They are so cute :)
The adoption process was not easy but it was worth it ;)
This started as a funny silly musings shitpost, then stopped. Oops
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Gonzalo does his best to remember the cultural norms of every country he travels to. But sometimes, he forgets or his instincts kick in.
After only a few weeks of knowing Bob, he accidentally greets him with one of his patented bearhugs, kissing both his cheeks with a laugh like all is well. Bob is frozen in place.
Then Teresa comes barrelling out of the house, and punches Gonzalo so hard he is sent spinning vertically until faceplanting into the pavement.
"Dear, you can't punch someone just because they… Well, did that." Bob manages, once he composes himself.
"They learn faster that way." Is her only response, dark green eyes coldly observing her target.
"But he's my client, he's probably going to cancel on me now-" Bob cuts off when Gonzalo finally reacts. Instead of outrage, as would've been expected, he's. Laughing. Like someone just told the best joke in the world.
"By God! That was amazing! I think she fractured something! How did she do that?!" He's also making a ton of noise.
"Mixed martial arts. Started in first year of secondary school."
Meanwhile, from inside, Billy tearfully dials the Shy household's number, voice and body shaking as he blubbers to John, "Mother attacked the Spanish man!!!" He meant to say "Spaniard", but he can be forgiven.
Luckily, for a while, things settled down.
I have most of the outline for the remaining parts of Coral's Glory finished. But it'll still be a lot to actually write out, though.
Previews in the Keep Reading. :)
So if Dave married Billy, he'd become part of the Lė family.
If Dia saw Billy like a second dad (as he's starting to with Dave), that'd make Bob his grandfather.
Denied would be an uncle and Gonzalo a great uncle.
Bob would be giddy about it ("I have a grandson!" he gasps in joy), Gonzalo is a lot more calm about it ("Oh, how nice"), and Denied is ecstatic ("I'm gonna be the BEST. UNCLE. EVER!" he swears).
This family's weird as Hell guys. But... They are very accepting.
(Where does Spike fit in all this? Even on the best of terms, I don't think he'd view either Billy, let alone Dave, as fatherly...)
Feature | Bobii Lewis - Blind In The Summer
Bobii Lewis' debut mixtape dropped last week, and it certainly didn't disappoint. The 9 track project features Wretch 32, Stefflon Don and Haile from WSTRN, with production from KZ The Producer. After a strong summer, (a highlight for the R&B singer being when he recently supported Jerimih at KOKO) Bobii wowed us on this project with more than just his vocal ability. Blind In The Summer is a well rounded body of work, showcasing Bobii's versatility as an artist while maintaining a sound that feels authentic to him.
With an atmospheric first track featuring Mike Keys, Blind In The Summer leads with Temptation, a summer-infused joint that oozes with the same carefree quality of most of the other tunes we've had on repeat lately. Another standout track is Friends And Lovers featuring Stefflon Don; Bobii's smooth tones are effortless alongside the dancehall inspired instrumental, resulting in another feel-good tune that really kicks off the project.
Of course, an old favourite from the tape was Special, an existing release from Lewis that has endured despite it first being released over a year ago. A flip on Snoop Dogg and Pharrell's Beautiful, seeing special on this tape reminds us why Bobii does what he does best, with a voice that feels soothingly familiar whilst fresh at the same time.
You can stream Blind In The Summer in it's entirety below.
LISTEN TO 'BLIND IN THE SUMMER' HERE
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