Oct 9, 2025
Ziggy: “I caught him Uzi!!!”
Uzi: “yessss!”
Uzi approches N laying on the floor wrapped up in a big thick blanket. He’s wiggling around trying to “get free”
Uzi: “beast! You have commited far too many crimes”
N: “crimes for what!”
Uzi: “too adorable, too many tail waggage, snack muncher!”
N: “I was framed!! I don’t even have a tail!”
Ziggy: “ah!! Lying! I can see it wagging right there!”
N: “fine! You caught me!”
Ziggy: “Uzi? Sentencing!?”
Uzi: “cuddle chamber”
N: “NOOOO!!!”
Both Ziggy and Uzi start to gently cuddle up into N on the floor. N is already starting to fall asleep.
Uzi: “no sleeping during sentencing, criminal!”
