So the crew horndogs are well documented, but who's the opposite? Or to be more specific, who on the crew is most prone to lying about how much sex they have?
Many of Kaz’s personas grossly exaggerate their sexual conquests and prowess. Not that he’s done bad for himself over the years, but no one has done what some of the other Kaz’s have claimed to have done.
I cannot help but observe and remember and find contradictions. Not trying to be a jerk or a grass about it.
Put basically, Boddicker’s stories often contradicted each other or didn’t really make sense.
Like, don’t get me wrong. I am certain she has had sex - and is even good at it.
She is easy on the eyes and can tease with the best of them. I just think she’s way shyer about actually bumpin’ uglies than she lets on. Could be it’s just another thing she’s worried she could fail at or she’s worried about exposing what is ultimately a pretty vulnerable side of herself.
I dunno. Could be nothing.
Like I said. I can’t help it.
Right. She’s pure of heart.
That wasn’t really the take away from this, Bob.
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I once overheard a thoroughly inebriated conversation between the major and lady Boone. The major was shamelessly grilling Boone about what sort of life she lived, particularly regarding sexual conduct, back when she lived on a paradise world.
Lady Boone was assuring her that things were ‘pretty wild’ and she ‘fooled around’ with some ‘real lookers’.
Back on Reth I got literally only as far as accidentally goosing a girl when we were playing tag.
I just didn’t want Zune making fun of me for basically having exactly 0 actual sexual experience besides self care. Because she absolutely would have.
So, I kept my wording deliberately ambiguous.
Didn’t think it would catch up with me.
I was , at that point, just taking my first steps into a long term sexually active relationship. New ground for me.
Alice Boone is someone I both like and trust, so I sought her advice.
As Klon spoke to me, everything I had said the previous night was haunting me.
I came clean with her. Admitted I knew nothing, effectively, about pleasuring another human being and could only offer advice based on empathy and extrapolation.
Okay! I really wanna change the subject now please…
