#body fail

[tumble-duh]

Wasted!

Absolutely trashed on a Monday night from multiple vodka drinks. Depressed about IVF and the lack of results. Wife isn't impressed (recovering alcoholic of 29? Years or so). But honestly I'm feeling like trash. And my body is an asshole. Epilepsy Brain leakage Unexplained infertility Fucking useless. $12,080 for ONE IVF cycle. With no results. That's a year and a half of mortgage payments. Ugh

[tillduskturnsintodawn]

The rebellion for no reason my body has been staging recently is an absolute joke

Need to take medication? Body has an allergic reaction

Can't go to physio for one week due to surgery? Wrist swells up so have to go to the doctor.

Have one glass of mandarin juice because need a little vit c boost? Sentenced to an hour in the bathroom

Carry a small bag with a small wallet, a lipstick and some tissues? Shooting pain in shoulder

Breathe the wrong way? Acid reflux

If it could just calm down for a second, that would be great thanks 🙄

[tellthenight]

Hey everyone.... there won’t be a new chapter today. I’m really sorry about that, but I’m having a body fail that started on Wednesday and isn’t going away. I’m pretty much sleeping it off. The queue is running... enjoy those spn things and I’ll be back soon. I’m hoping to get a chapter up on Tuesday but it really depends on how long this fucker lasts.

[lesbianishstuff]

On my 3rd antibiotic of the new year!!!

[astronautswanted]

[meowisaurusrex]

Me & this heating pad are BFFs+ right now... <3 Marry me Sunbeam heating pad, be with me forever ... to power outage do we part <3 <3 <3

[hyphenatedmess]

Tw and tmi

Everything hurts and I'm miserable and I broke down and bought laxatives (I got the smallest package possible so I won't be tempted to abuse them) and I'm pretty sure my body is now immune after all the time I spent popping lax like candy. MY INTESTINES ARE SCREAMING AND NOTHING IS WORKING I was so sure that my body could handle me overeating on Thursday... clearly I was wrong because I haven't pooped since then.

[measlypenguin]

trying to fix my sleep schedule from the train wreck that it is, I decided to go to sleep at 1AM and set my alarm to wake up at 9AM. Reasonable expectations right?  Well no not really, I end up waking up at 4:30AM feeling like shit, sore throat, slight fever, and just a feeling of perpetual weakness like if someone punched me I would probably die or just not get back up  This continued for 30 minutes to where I was just like fuck it, I’ll stay up and sleep later and do ya know what happens next I start to feel better. My body literally became sick because I tired to sleep early. I’ve been sleeping at around 5-6AM everyday for the past two weeks and the one day I’m like okay let me try to fix this and sleep at 1AM, my body is like nope not today... Dear god my body hates me  I need some coffee, but its storming like a bitch outside and I don't have access to my canoe. Guess I’ll have to take the submarine. T_T