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Still Page 52 aka "You Do The Math"

Ana starts this paragraph off with a question, much like I feel like doing pretty much all the time? Except I actually understand how question marks are used and use them ironically when I'm not actually answering a question and instead trying to sound politely sarcastic, and I'm not sure she understands that at all?

"I just don't know what his game is? What he's thinking?" Ana says or asks or thinks to herself or something I don't fucking know listen half of this book paragraph is in italics and half of it isn't and it isn't even an even half-and-half it's just like switching typing styles every other second I understand nothing most of all why Ana could not just have said "I don't know what his game is, or what he's thinking", which would make a lot more sense and shit and oH GOD HERE COME THE ITALICS AGAIN

"You've slept in his bed all night, and he's not touched you Ana. You do the math."

I just

REAL TALK TIME

Apparently "the math" indicates that because Grey didn't sexually assault her in her alcohol-induced sleep that means that he doesn't like her and I don't think any of you guys are falling for that but just in case because society teaches us a lot of bullshit YO IF PEOPLE DON'T TOUCH YOU WHEN YOU AREN'T ACTIVELY CONSENTING THAT IS NOT AN INDICATION OF WHETHER THEY LIKE YOU OR NOT IT'S AN INDICATION THAT THEY'RE AT LEAST SOMEWHAT RESPECTFUL OF CONSENT AND PERSONAL SPACE AND YOUR OWN FREE WILL so okay they can still like you they can super like you they can like you so much they RESPECT YOUR PERSONAL AUTONOMY and that is TOTALLY RAD okay great real talk over just be careful kids don't do drugs

Speaking of drugs Ana seems to think Grey's body-wash is one??? (Is it really spelled body-wash or is James just hyped up on dashes again because I'm pretty sure it's just body wash but whatever) Ana is like hmm wOW I COULD STAY IN THIS BATHROOM FOREVER (why you ask? because it's a nice bathroom nO JUST KIDDING because BODY-WASH)! This body-wash is just really great okay, I bet it smells like friend chicken wings having sex on a bed of roses I am not a professional perfume-maker, you know, perfect for washing off the scent of sweaty, smelly, greasy Christian Grey, but actually, it turns out it smells just like him! And that's "delicious" (Note: this supports my headcanon that it smells like fried chicken).

"I rub it all over myself... rub this heavenly scented soap into my body, across my breasts, over my stomach, between my thighs... Oh my."

WOAH. Yo, someone is seriously getting it on with the body-wash here, which means that I can finally use this comic!