#benedict cumberpatch

[acklesluvr81]

which one is your favorite ship?

Hannigram (Will x Hannibal)

Nygmobblepot (Nigma x penguin

Destiel (Dean x Cas)

Buddie (Buck x Eddie)

Ineffable (Crowely x Aziraphale)

Johnlock (Sherlock x Watson)

Voting ended onJan 6

[cryptids-of-the-world]

So not a cryptid; but I was 12 when the T.V. show "Sherlock" first came out and introduced tbe world to Benedict Cumberbatch. When I first heard his name someone pronounced the last part as "batch" like a batch of cookies instead of "bach". I misheard the "batch" as "patch" I'm 25 now and until recently instead of Cumberbatch I genuinely thought his name was Cumberpatch like a patch of cucumbers and that's how I always remembered his name. Now that I think of it, I guess Benedict Cumberbatch as a patch of cucumbers could in fact be it's own cryptid

[jellyraindrops]

MCU on crack but more than usual

Me: hey Peter

Peter: yeah?

Me: you know that saying, "an apple a day keeps the doctor away"?

Peter, falling from the ceiling getting up from his seat: say no more im on it

*Later*

Doctor Strange: has anyone seen-

Me and Peter, throwing apples at him:

Strange: WHAT IN THE-

Peter: ARE YOU AFRAID OF APPLES??!!!?

Strange: NO WHY THE FUCK-

Me: PETER DONT SAY THE "A" WORD HE'LL GET SCARED

Strange: what the HELL-

[wannacuppatealuv]

“Huh I mean I just don’t think I really have a type” I say as I smash the reblog button of every actor from the UK who’s ever been in a period drama ever

[spooderboyandtincan]

Important Announcement

I’M RELATED TO BENEDICT CUMCUMBERSNATCH

AAAAAAAAAAAH

FOR REAL

HE’S MY 13th COUSIN 12 TIMES REMOVED

VERY DISTANT

BUT I’M RELATED TO HIM

*SCREECH*

*sounds of me hyperventilating*

[athenadcvell]

Avengers: manage to save the world from aliens and mass criminal organizations time and time again

Also Avengers: gets killed by some water

[tongue-tied-ties]

I’m sorry but can someone please explain to me why people keep reblogging honest to god average or let’s be real lowkey ugly white boys and acting like they’re so hot? Like they may be phenomenal at whatever they are doing or they got like insane hot energy or whatever but cmon

Like y’all be acting like “oh he has a face?” Hot.

[zybilna]

Sorry nerds, but there’s only one sexy benedict cumberpatch performance