#boiling tw

[selfshippingquotes]

S/I: F/O, how did you manage to set a lemon on fire?

F/O: I microwaved it for forty minutes.

S/I: Why were you microwaving a lemon?

F/O: I wanted to cover up the smell of burning oranges, and I read somewhere that boiling lemons helps cover up bad smells, but I didn't have any pots so I microwaved it instead.

S/I: You burnt oranges, too? How?

F/O: I microwaved them for forty minutes.

[tinystrawberryshifter]

100 Degrees Celsius 

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