#selfship quotes

[selfshippingquotes]

F/O: Can't find my toothbrush. Using yours.

S/I: No?

F/O: I'll rinse it properly after.

S/I: NO!

F/O: You kiss me.

S/I: I don't tenderly work the plaque out of your teeth with my tongue?

F/O: Yeah...Why don't you?

S/I, showing F/O a picture of cleaner shrimp: Is this me? Is this what I look like?

[bornofhumanhate]

S/I: You… tricked me…

Villain F/O: Tricked you? No, I saved you.

[angelthedrummer]

Celebrity or Royal F/O: I won’t date a fan. Too many of them are crazy obsessed weirdos who you could never have a real relationship with.

S/I: *Walks into the room*

Celebrity or Royal F/O: *Blushes* Okay, with ONE exception.

[r0semaryrambl3s]

Quotes I relate to my ships part one: Lovebites

[platonic-fo-quotes]

S/I, T-posing in the doorway: Greetings, [familial f/o].

Familial f/o, not looking up from their coffee: Good morning, problem child.

[magnavox-selfship]

Me: "Ya know, even though the first time we technically met was a few years ago, I already was familiar with you since I watched Terror is Reality."

Chuck: "You seriously watched that crap? I'm surprised."

Me: "Yeah, well, I watched it mostly for you. And TK. Just because you were both hot."

Chuck: "...huh."

Frank: "You have horrible taste in men, sweetheart."

Me: "Yeah, I knew that."

[platonic-qpr-selfshipping]

your platonic f/o as soon as they get a car: get in, we're going to therapy

[kay-jay-self-shipping]

Imagine you and your F/O as characters in Fae Farm!

You start your life as a farmer and the first person to greet you after Mayor Meritt is your F/O. They practically do a double take when they see you.

The two of you then spend time working the farm together, solving puzzles and fighting Jumbles. Your F/O even taught you how to use your wings when you finally got them!

Maybe they don't even work on the farm, they just popped over to help you out and stuck around.

Just cute, cozy adventures with the love of your life.