♡

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F/O, to S/I: If loving you is cringe...I don't wanna be based.

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S/I: Hey, pretty princess.

Romantic F/O: A-are you talking to me...?!

S/I: Are there any other pretty princesses around?

Platonic F/O: Me, but y'know, continue.

Platonic F/O: Sorry, did I ruin the moment?

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Romantic F/O: You know what would be sexy? Eating food off of each other.

S/I: You did not do the dishes.

Romantic F/O: I did not.

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(F/O, in court, looks to S/I after being asked how they plead)

S/I, mouthing: Not guilty.

F/O: Hot milky.

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S/I: F/O, do you like me?

F/O: I literally married you

!!!

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F/O: S/I, this orange? It's giniminysaurus. Or whatever you say, gigantasaurus, gimantast– uh, bimantamorous. It's a metamorphu– gigantanorstus. Mm-hm. Gimornous.

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Platonic F/O: S/I, we're friends, right?

S/I: I'm not helping you hide a body.

Platonic F/O: Damn it.

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S/I: So I went to visit my friend–

F/O: Friendpilled visitmaxxer.

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S/I: What's your type?

F/O: You.

S/I, trying to give a profusely bleeding out F/O a blood transfusion: NOT WHAT I MEANT!

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S/I: Egg fried rice? That can't be, F/O doesn't know how to cook.

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F/O: Are you still alive?

S/I: No, I died.

F/O: I'll still love you even when you come back to haunt me as a ghost. Or a zombie.

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S/I: Would you rather one million dollars or one disgusting old penny?

F/O, head in hands: I don't knowwwwwwwwwwww!!!

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S/I: I beg to differ.

F/O: Then beg.

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S/I, after proposing to Romantic F/O: They said yes!

Platonic F/O: What was the question?

S/I: Will you marry me?

Platonic F/O: No??????

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F/O: Can't find my toothbrush. Using yours.

S/I: No?

F/O: I'll rinse it properly after.

S/I: NO!

F/O: You kiss me.

S/I: I don't tenderly work the plaque out of your teeth with my tongue?

F/O: Yeah...Why don't you?

S/I, showing F/O a picture of cleaner shrimp: Is this me? Is this what I look like?

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S/I, princess-carrying F/O away from danger: F/O, how did this even happen?!

F/O: Truth be told, I could've easily prevented it. But then I wouldn't get to have you save me...

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S/I, talking about Child F/O: My child wouldn't hurt a fly.

F/O: Your child tried to stab me!

S/I: Well, you're not a fly, so...