#bojack screenshots

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my fav bojack quotes

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ii. bojack: "i really wanted you to like me, diane."

i. bojack: "you don't love me. we're just two lonely people trying to hate ourselves a little less."

diane: "i know."

iii. diane: "i wake up in the morning and i feel like i have no purpose."

iv. bojack: "life, right? goes by, stuff happens. then you die."

v. bojack: "i spend a lot of time with the real me and believe me, nobody's gonna love that guy."

vi. bojack: "i don't belong there, i don't belong anywhere."

vii. diane: "i'm sorry i'm not the person i thought i was."

viii. honey: "i can't be with people and i can't be alone."

ix. captain: "it's so cruel to let people love you. all you're doing is promising that one day you'll break their hearts."

x. eddie: "i don't want to live!"

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best of bojack horseman pt 02

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i. bojack: " usually, when people ask how i'm doing, the real answer is i'm doing shitty, but i can't say i'm doing shitty because i have nothing to feel shitty about."

ii. bojack: "you know that i don't do the whole love thing. either you end up hurting someone or they hurt you. so, what's the point?"

iii. (*this one deserves some context, so here's the full scene transcription) bojack: "taneisha, nobody completes anybody. that's not a real thing! if you're lucky enough to find someone you can halfway tolerate, you sink your nails in and you don't let go, no matter what."

taneisha: "so what? i should just... settle?"

bojack: "yes! thank you, exactly: settle! because, otherwise, you're just gonna get older and harder and more alone. and you're gonna do everything you can to fill that hole- with friends and your career and meaningless sex, but the hole... doesn't get filled. and one day you're going to look around and realize that everybody loves you... but nobody likes you. and that is the loneliest feeling in the world."

iv. diane: "i wasted so many years being miserable because i assumed that was the only way to be."

v. bojack: "just pretend you are happy, and eventually you'll forget you're pretending."

vi. diane: "there's only so long before he gets tired of the real me."

vii. beatrice: "nobody gives a damn what you feel."

viii. bojack: "but no matter how many starts i get, there's always the same ending."

ix. diane: "you're responsible for your own happiness, you know?"

bojack: "good lord, that's depressing."

x. todd: "you are all the things that are wrong with you."

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best of bojack: diane edition

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i.

diane: "oh my god. i'm the problem!"

ii.

diane: "why can't i be happy? am i busted?"

iii.

bojack: "yeah, well, what are you gonna do? life's a bitch and then you die, right?"

diane: "sometimes. sometimes life's a bitch and then you keep living."

iv.

diane: "i think that there are people that help you become the person that you end up being and you can be greatful for them, even if they were never meant to be in your life forever."

v.

diane: "you say you wanna get better and you don't know how. well, here's me, your friend, telling you how: get therapy."

vi.

diane: "i would love to feel good. what a luxury."

vii.

diane: "i wasted so many years being miserable because i assumed that was the only way to be."

viii.

ix.

diane: "in fact, you feel even more alone than you did before you left. but you survive. you learn that you can survive being alone."

diane: "you just flip over the nothing and underneath there's more nothing. then you flip over that nothing and there's more nothing underneath that. so, you just keep flipping over nothings all your life because you keep thinking, under all that nothing, there's gotta be something, but all you find is nothing."

x.

diane: "happiness is a metaphor for change."

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Was rewatching Let’s Find Out and got the to sequence where Bojack learns Mr. Peanutbutters tells and starts gettting everything right and

Guess we know what horse helmets look like

What’s even going on here. Why was dressing up like this part of the show. Like I get the game show is supposed to be wacky and not make much sense but like. Did they have to keep stopping the show for them to change outfits? (…I guess they did more activities in addition to the questions?)

This feels a little redundant 😂

Yet another example of Bojack not being treated like he’s 1,200 pounds despite the show saying he is. Daniel Radcliffe doesn’t even seem to be that strong (like, averagely strong probably, at least that’s what I’d guess for him based on his appearance in the bjhm universe, idk anything about the real person) and yet he seems to be able to give Bojack a piggyback no problem? I wonder if this means Herb would be able to pick Bojack up…

Why are there holes cut out for the arm pits. Only the arm pits

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Cursed in-between frame, mid-transition to flashback😂

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I love the sassy way Bojack studies his hand here

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Appreciation for Bojack’s little duck floaty thing here.

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Managed to capture the exact moment of him waking up,,