#boltwin

[nobodysuspectsthebutterfly]

Tywin x Pycelle = Tywelle that’s 2 letters away from Tyrell pass it on

Ah, my favorite weird-ass Tywin pairing is Boltwin, enjoy. :)

[janiedean]

Prompt from hell: Tywin daddy dom who demands really kinky sex before lending people money... he fucks (almost) every lord in the Seven Kingdoms and they say nothing because they are ashamed, especially because they kinda liked it (I know it's dubcon at best but bear with me). Roose keep asking for small sums and repays them almost immediately, Tywin thinks he's trying to play him somehow but no, he's just in love ( and soon tywin falls too 💘)

...... guys it’s actually kinda sweet but y’all know there’s no way in hell I could even start to write this SO I’m gonna tag it properly and if... anyone.... wants to.... I mean... I SUPPOSE THEY HAVE A FANBASE IDK GUYS TAKE IT

[wickedjaime]

@janiedean Me after seeing the Tywinship-themed asks I’ve spawned 

[nobodysuspectsthebutterfly]

What's your favorite ASOIAF crack theory, either because you think its ridiculously hilarious, or because you know it won't happen by wish it would?

Oh, it used to be the one where Varys is secretly three children under a robe, but this one where Tywin pretended to be Fat Walda to seduce Roose Bolton to his side bypassed it a little while back. There’s fanart for it and everything!

[dirtygot]

[dirtygot]

[myrishswamp]

Roose/Tywin - Roose teases Tywin for spilling his seed in public.

"Such a mess," Roose chides, his voice barely above a whisper.  His voice is rarely loud, but it seems to Tywin as though Roose is talking even quieter than usual so that Tywin must strain to hear his admonishment over the branches that are rustling in the full spring breeze.

Tywin feels how hot his cheeks are burning.  Lannister colors, he thinks, gritting his teeth.  He takes no solace in this thought.  The humiliation is unbearable.

"You really must be more careful," Roose whispers.  "More discreet.  This must be terribly embarrassing for you."

"Yes," Tywin says through his teeth.

"You really must learn to control yourself in public.  I would have thought a man like you would know to be a bit more…"  Roose gestures quickly at the mess.  "A bit more careful."

Tywin turns to shield the humiliation from a woman passing by.  Still she stares for a moment, just a moment.

"Clean up, please, I’d hate to think of you as someone who leaves a mess."

Tywin gets to his knees.  Humiliating, humiliating, having to bend down by Roose’s feet in public to clean up the zinnias, pansies, and hydrangeas, all those seeds he’d so carelessly spilled.