Targister Boner HQ

Vida, grownup metal kid. if this blog were a time and place it would be CBGB's in 1977. this is a pro-cersei lannister ASOIAF blog. i learned that cristina kirchner stans GOT and i'll never be the same. main blog: @longeyelashedtragedy

[ovur]

[waterandsilver]

one of my favourite cersei slays is when she commissions a warship and names it after her dad because she wants to hear him be referred to with she/her pronouns

[girlbossfranziskavonkarma]

people are literally so boring a male character will kill 10000 people and steal candy from babies and theyll be like omg thats my king! but a female character is rude once and theyre like i hope she dies violently

[evilkitten3]

reblog to support female characters violently killing people

[in-your-walls]

“IN THE FIELD || בשדה”, @nathanielorion / “War, The First Discord”, De Scott Evans / “Cain slaying Abel”, Gioacchino Assereto / “Cain and Abel”, Laszlo Mathe

[kitsnicket]

This isn’t commonly known but one of the rings of hell is actually being in a fandom wherein the popular bloggers have the worst opinions known to man that everyone else parrots

[babblingflowers]

being in a fandom where 90% of people have a massively different interpretation of a character than you is really one of life's greatest trials

[barelyanartblog]

[ladystoneboobs]

choose your favorite non-lannister kingslayer in asoiaf

barristan selmy, slayer of maelys i blackfyre

khal drogo, slayer of viserys iii targaryen

mirri maz duur (if we count khals as kings)

the boar that gored robert i baratheon

melsandre of asshai, slayer of renly i baratheon

euron greyjoy, slayer of king balon greyjoy

roose bolton, slayer of the kitn, robb stark

walder frey, co-slayer of king robb stark

olenna redwyne tyrell, slayer of joffrey i baratheon

petyr baelish, co-slayer of king joffrey

Voting ended onApr 23, 2024

[tiktaalic]

Can I speak my truth. I don’t think Brienne is even a little gay. I think she’s a kinsey zero who false positives on everyone’s radar. I think if you dropped brienne into new age 2024 she would get treated as a lesbian in her day to day life but whenever a woman liked her she’d be like. Ummmmmmm I’m really sorry but I don’t. Feel like that. I think she’d give lesbianism the good old college try bc of the direness of her male love life and come down firmly on the side of not attracted to women. I think she is quintessential pnw woman who you think is a slam dunk homerun lesbian based on everything about her who drops the word husband on you. I think she gets clocked on sight and mentions a partner named Jaime which makes people go. Okay. Partner i know that game. Jamie easily the name of a lesbian. Easily. And then she drops the he pronouns and you go. Well. Could still be a weird lesbian. And then Jaime is a business major in a frat with generational wealth. And HE is the kinsey five in the relationship.

[knightsickness]

cersei could have figured out r+l=j if she’d put her mind to it she just literally doesn’t give a fuck about that. and she’s right

[tlirsgender]

Weird genre of person is when fans of media with actually complex and interesting characters get scared by any level of moral ambiguity whatsoever like why are you buying purity at the nuance store

[visenyaism]

this almost killed me

[gracekelli-archive]

in many ways jaime lannister is the hunter biden of westeros. is this anything.

[partywithponies]

The number one funniest example of people inventing bullshit reasons ships they don't like are "problematic" that I've ever seen was people calling Brienne of Tarth and Jaime Lannister "like siblings".

Fam.

Have you forgotten the number one most notable trait about Jaime Lannister.

[partywithponies]

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[myrishswamp]

Send this to ten other bloggers that you think are wonderful. Keep the game going, make someone smile!!! 💖✨

thank you! i'm not that active these days, so this is very nice of you <3

[andthemaidenfair]

Rereading AFFC and it’s really striking how much training Margaery got to be queen when compared to Cersei. I wish we had a Margaery POV but it’s obvious that she doesn’t just happen to love activities that just so happen to be great PR for her and her house. Maybe she enjoys some of it and being so social and active but look at how she spends her days. Going to see the daily catch at the docks, giving alms, riding horses and boats where everyone can see her and her ladies, favoring merchants and tradespeople all over the city, praying publicly in the sept of Baelor rather than privately in the Red Keep. Someone taught her that if she bought a snack from a street vendor that man would tell the story of how he met the Queen for the rest of his life and there is power in that. She knows how to politic and what her role is and how to go about queening. And her family trusts her! Trusts her to do well! Trusts her enough to leave her to it!

And seeing it from Cersei’s POV is sort of startling in that she can’t see what Margaery is doing and even when she can see it she doesn’t really understand why it’s important. Tywin Lannister was obsessed with his daughter becoming the queen since the moment she was born but never bothered to teach her a single thing about politics or how to be a queen. Not that Tywin had an eye for image politics but still. He really just thought that Cersei’s job as queen is to look pretty, give birth, and do what he tells her to. It’s a downright lack of imagination on his part. And a failure to prepare her.

[15-lizards]

Fun hair stuff bc I’m sad ab what ASOIAF could have given us:

Is this not a fancy Baratheon woman who can’t wear her hair down bc the wind at storms end won’t allow it

Give the Dothraki cool beads and headwear to denote status!! Give them little additions to their culture!!

Let the northern women cover their heads their ears are COLD George

The Braavosi should wear shells and pearls bc they live by the sea god damnit

Targ girl coded and Lannister maiden pilled

[15-lizards]

Fun hair stuff continued!

The Dornish are absolutely gagged over intricate golden headdresses

The ironborn lace their hair with metal rings, sometimes bc they paid the iron price for the metal and want to show it off (Asha) sometimes bc they’re metrosexuals who think it looks swag (Theon)

I think slick bumps and loops are all the rage in Yi Ti. The higher the loop or bump, the higher the status. Also delicate pins and hair accessories made of precious stones and metals

The Qartheen obviously like to show off their wealth, but I also think they took a page from Yi Ti’s book and kept the styles fancy but still sleek

And the Tyroshi not only enjoy their crazy colors but also LIVE for extreme opulent wild hairstyles no I will not take any criticism

[15-lizards]

MORE!!!

I think the Riverlanders love a braid crown bc they need to keep it clean in all the rain and mud. But they make it pretty with ribbons and the flowers that grow on the Trident, especially on their weddings

The Summer Islanders def love color and adorning their hair, especially in all their ceremonies and celebrations. Feathers, flowers, ribbons, and especially wooden beads made from the Goldenheart trees

Ladies in the vale love being extra so they def wear big headpieces and hats with long flowing veils. They also cover their hair bc the wind is not kind in the Eyrie.

Okay so I think the westerlands and the reach have really similar styles bc women want to show off their pretty hair and their wealth so they do this half up half down business and decorate with pearls and fine fabrics. This is also what king’s landing looks like bc Margaery and Cersei are trendsetters

The free folk don’t have many options, so they essentially always wear a fur hood of some kind bc live in permanent ice lands. But I do think they add ornamentation with bone beads and antlers and stuff like that