#bone dealing

[thebatdorm]

Jason: "Diiiiiiccckkkk. You should consider letting someone other than Tim check your bones."

Dick, uncaring, bones like wet noodles: "Tim's never checked my bones. Nobody's ever checked my bones. My bones don't need checking."

Jason: "I have some doubts about that."

[thebatdorm]

Jason: "You were fine at first.

And then you did not have bones."

[thebatdorm]

every post i see of yours seems to be about tim stealing limbs/bones, are you doing alright?

first off, he's not stealing bones. he's willing to pay handsomely.

you seem like you have limbs available.

tim is not the only person willing to help people part with their bones here.

[thebatdorm]

Jason, brightly: "Hollowed be thy spine!"

[thebatdorm]

Dick: "I have always had this spine."

[thebatdorm]

Dick: "My bones are aching, so I'm going to go read fic about that."

...

Dick: "It's probably fine.

They are not the maybe broken bones.

So I should be okay."