AU: Alien Klaus... Any ship you'd like
Can I tell you what I would have liked to do with Bonnie/Kol/Enzo, but probably won’t work out?
Kol wasn’t interested in humans, at all, with the exception of Caroline, and even that was only for Klaus. But then Enzo made the most ridiculous pun, and Kol couldn’t figure out if it was actually as bad as he thought, or if he just didn’t understand human humor... and well, it snowballed from there.
He somehow winds up getting tutored in chemistry by Bonnie. He has no idea how Earth chemistry works. He just goes with it.
For some reason, they both think the daisy dukes work for him? Like, they really shouldn’t... but Bonenzo both agree that they’re kind of disappointed that one day when they see him in jeans.
It’s Bonenzo who, mutually, decide they gotta fuck him. It’s not even really a debate. They just gotta. They might be morosexual... and when it comes to human shit, Kol is just obviously such a moron.
They don’t take it so well when they find out the truth. But they don’t shoot him, and they eventually let him join them for coffee again (even if Bonnie orders the wrong thing for him Every. Time.), so Kol figures he’s better off than Klaus.
Send me a ship and an AU for 5 headcanons