#alien!klaus

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will you ever continue Shoot The Stars?

Hey, Anon!  “Shoot the Stars” (aka: alien!Klaus) is on my master list of fic that I am currently working on.  I definitely do plan on continuing it (and also, someday, turning the concept into a romance novel... because).  At the moment, I have just over 4K written on it!

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delightfullysunny replied to your post “If you were a fan fiction cliche you would be angsty whump with minor...”

There is plenty angst already! Caroline just shot Alien!Klaus in the knee and ran away with a broken heart! Was she crying too? Like I feel like she was.

I was about to make a Chuck Norris joke about tears and Assassin!Caroline... but then I went and checked, and yup, she was crying.

Honestly, about 150% of her anger in the next chapter is probably because he made her cry actual tears of Emotion, and that is not okay.

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You know what I haven’t worked on in a while?  Alien!Klaus.

I’m gonna change that.

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AU: Alien Klaus... Any ship you'd like

Can I tell you what I would have liked to do with Bonnie/Kol/Enzo, but probably won’t work out?

Kol wasn’t interested in humans, at all, with the exception of Caroline, and even that was only for Klaus.  But then Enzo made the most ridiculous pun, and Kol couldn’t figure out if it was actually as bad as he thought, or if he just didn’t understand human humor... and well, it snowballed from there.

He somehow winds up getting tutored in chemistry by Bonnie.  He has no idea how Earth chemistry works.  He just goes with it.

For some reason, they both think the daisy dukes work for him?  Like, they really shouldn’t... but Bonenzo both agree that they’re kind of disappointed that one day when they see him in jeans.

It’s Bonenzo who, mutually, decide they gotta fuck him.  It’s not even really a debate.  They just gotta.  They might be morosexual... and when it comes to human shit, Kol is just obviously such a moron.

They don’t take it so well when they find out the truth.  But they don’t shoot him, and they eventually let him join them for coffee again (even if Bonnie orders the wrong thing for him Every. Time.), so Kol figures he’s better off than Klaus.

Send me a ship and an AU for 5 headcanons

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I actually worked  on alien!Klaus!  In celebration,  have a snippet:

I told you that girl was more than you bargained for.

               It was Kol that projected the thought to him, even as he handed over the file.  It had been printed off in a hard copy, and there was likely more to be found yet.

               It was the file that held the victims of one Caroline Forbes.

               Or rather, Goldilocks. An odd name, for such a brutal creature.

               Klaus wasn’t the only one that had been keeping secrets.

               He flipped it open.  He had already read it, front to back, as  bits  and pieces of the mystery that was Caroline  fell into place.  

               “This Augustine Society,” he said at last, after staring at the body of one of her victims, killed via asphyxiation, for several minutes.  “I want them found. Every one of them.”

               “Do you want us to bring them here?” Kol asked, unholy glee lighting his eyes.  This was the part he had most been looking forward to;  the subjugation of the humans, and the violence that came with it.

               “No,” Klaus replied thoughtfully.  The first page of the file included a picture of Caroline; she was younger in it,  her hair pulled back in pigtails.  She might have looked innocent, if not for the  coldness in her eyes.  Klaus had watched that coldness thaw with love and affection. He would get that back, once  she was able to think clearly.  She would come back to him – and when she did, he would have a gift for her.  “I want you to kill them.  All of them.”

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Since it’s taking me longer than expected, here’s a sneak peek of alien!Klaus.

In which Caroline meets Klaus for the first time and it’s... weird.

She continued this trend, serving customers and blocking out Elena’s irritating cheerfulness – today must be a good day – until finally a man with curly blonde hair stepped up, and stared blankly at the menu.  He was dressed sort of weird, in khaki shorts and a t-shirt with a dark blue vest over it. An odd mix of fraternity bro and rich politician that didn’t suit this man at all.

             With his messy curls and hint of scruff, he should be dark wash jeans and Henley’s.  Caroline had an eye for this sort of stuff; she was an old pro at fitting in, and this man failed to do so, but in a way that didn’t seem to be on purpose.  It was like he tossed together a bunch of stereotypes and called it a day.

             “Can I help you?” she asked when he stayed silent just a bit too long.  The line behind him was already growing restless, because no one was a bigger asshole than a bunch of upper middle class citizens being kept from their latte fix.

             The man blinked and then looked at her.  His eyes were blue and incredibly intense. Caroline found that she couldn’t look away from him.  He cocked his head, and his nostrils flared as he watched her.  She couldn’t help but think about how devastating he’d be in one of the Henleys she’d thought about earlier.  His brow furrowed slightly, and, still without a word, he turned on his heel and left.

             Caroline stood there, staring after him.  What the hell had just happened?

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Okay, so this alien!Klaus is becoming very long, and will be split into pre- and post-invasion... but will someone please volunteer to beta read the first part when it’s done?  Because it is going to be very long.

@livingdeadblondequeen? Anyone? Help!

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goldcaught replied to your post “I can never remember if the Augustine dude is named Wes Maxfield or...”

google has confirmed its wes maxfield!! ALIENKLAUS AWAY

I appreciate that you looked this up for me.  I, too, looked it up... and then promptly forgot about it, like, two minutes later because he was such a useless vanilla character.

I really should have used Silas or someone as the head of the evil organization, but honestly?  I want to be able to kill him off quickly and brutally without high expectations for his character. That way I can quickly return to pining!Klaus and whydoihavetofeelthings!Caroline.