#boobcommander

[ihatecaspermunoz]

When @officialdarlingdanika or Kara Bazemore or Walding since she did go back to using the last name of her ex husband (before Barry), texts her family and friends to get them to anonymously call and give tips to local tv stations about how she was supposedly beat on an flight by her current husband Barry Dooley. And as you can see #singlewhitefemale herself #dumptruckdanika is name dropping @christymack like it's gonna help her case. Like TMZ told you and all the people you had call in with tips on this, Kara who the fuck are you... Tmz deals with celebrities. It's sad that you cry for attention but the people that want to give you attention, your parents and your kids, you willingly sit in a car for 45 minutes IN FRONT OF THEIR HOUSE, to avoid seeing them. Hope you're happy living a lonely life Kara because by the time you get your shit together, everyone will be so resentful of you there will be no turning back. #darlingdanika #dumptruckdanika #darlingdonuts #boobcommander #rashtag #slutstrut #tinderforhooking

[ihatecaspermunoz]

Oh @officialdarlingdanika or Kara Bazemore... Wait no you're back to Kara Walding! Remember your drive thru wedding back in August to @dadhasink? Poor Barry didn't know what he was in for. It is "Till Death Do Us Part..." not "till I get bored of you." Plus most girls lose a ton of weight to fit into a wedding dress, not have a wedding dress made around them. Anyways, Barry should have ran when you asked for his sleeve to wipe the Anita from your nose at your wedding, instead now he's in jail for traffic violations and you're bashing him across the Internet saying he beat you. Has the ink on the wedding certificate even dried yet? Or is it dry erase so you can write in the name of your next "soulmate?" #darlingdanika #boobcommander #darlingdumptruck #darlingdonuts #rashtag #holydoublechin #thosebagsunderhereyesarentdesigner #sheaskstomakepaylessheelslooklikeLoubs #photobyme 😊

[ihatecaspermunoz]

In today's @officialdarlingdanika news... So Kara Bazemore... Or you may know her as #DarlingDonuts... Is going around telling people her husband, Barry, beat her up and the FBI pulled him off the plane and arrested him. except somehow he gets arrested less than a week later for a traffic stop. Sorry #DumptruckDanika but the FBI wouldn't be the one doing the arresting, you're a nobody, the police would arrest him. And secondly, he wouldn't be out to be arrested in less than a week later and on $20,000 bail for such heinous acts. Just tell everyone you made all this up, punched yourself in the eye and bang your head against a chair like the crazy person you are and get on with your life. You are not @christymack so stop trying to #singlewhitefemale her. And look at this gem I found, I don't know if it's new or what, but her husband that "beat her up" has the handle @dadhasink. Just go back to blowing dudes at the Marriott in Rancho to "support" your family. #allwhileshegoestogetnewboobs #smh #darlingdanika #boobcommander #darlingdonuts #cantstopwontstop #breaktheinternet #teardownthursday

[ihatecaspermunoz]

This post is purely for marketing purposes, as you can see here on @officialdarlingdanika or Kara Lynn Bazemore or whatever last name she is using these days, first at the shoot, I had to make sure I had enough flash because she had her power turned off and we had no light to serve as a base light except the light coming from the sliding glass door. Next up I smoothed out her blotchy rashy skin and to remove the clothes impressions from her too small clothes. Then I removed the shadows from her protruding stomach. Next I thinned her out from the side not covered by the bowl then moved her love handles in so they weren’t hanging over her bottoms that appear to be too small, which was evident by the massive camel toe or pee, or whatever that is. Then I plumped out her boobs to appear to have bigger boobs. Then I moved above her shoulders and smoothed out the skin on her neck and face then removed the double chin. Next I went over and calmed down the bags under her eyes and calmed the laugh lines down. Then like always I changed levels and HEYYYYOOOO! Calendar ready! Now ladies you too can look like this and become big and famous on Instagram and Twitter, but remember, never burn your bridge with your photographer that has all your unedited photos! #youtoocanbeanovernightcelebrity #rashtag #mmmboxygoodness #shouldyoubeeatingstill? #darlingdanika #boobcommander #sundayfunday #calendarpicsdone #outtakesnext? #weddingnext? #orthetruthabouttheairplaneincident?

[ihatecaspermunoz]

This post is purely for marketing purposes, as you can see here on @officialdarlingdanika or Kara Lynn Bazemore or whatever last name she is using these days, first up I smoothed out her blotchy rashy skin. Then I took the airbrush tool and fixed the loose skin on her thigh and smoothed out her side roll. Then fixed her stomach, because even though it was hiding behind the curtain, you could see the protruding stomach near the bend in her leg. Then I made her ass and boobs appear bigger. Then I moved shoulders up, and smoothed out the blotchy skin on her neck and face and calmed down the bags under her eyes. Then I thinned out her face. Next i changed the levels and WAGIDABOW! Calendar back cover ready! Now ladies you too can look like this and become big and famous on Instagram and Twitter, but remember, never burn your bridge with your photographer that has all your unedited photos! #youtoocanbeanovernightcelebrity #rashtag #mmmboxygoodness #mexicanfoodbeforeashootisabadidea #onlythebestforyourcalendarcover #breaktheinternet #darlingdanika #boobcommander #aftercalendarimagesimmovingontothepicstoohorridtomakethecalendar #thenoldpics #thenweddingpics #yessheaskedmetoshootherwedding #didntgetpaidforthateither #thisisonlygonnagetbetter

[ihatecaspermunoz]

This post is purely for marketing purposes, as you can see here on @officialdarlingdanika or Kara Lynn Bazemore or whatever last name she is using these days, first at the shoot, I had to make sure I had enough flash because she had her power turned off and we had no light to serve as a base light being it was getting later in the already gloomy day. Due to that, I had to over expose the flash which helped her in the long run. Still had to smooth out her rashy blotchy skin extensively and fill in where the loose skin appears on her leg. Next I brought in her protruding stomach and brought in her side/back to give her more a curve. Then I plumped out her ass to give a curve and made her boobs appear bigger. Next I moved shoulders up, and like always I had to smooth out her blotchy skin. Then I had came in and removed the bags under her eyes, and calmed the laugh lines around her mouth and eyes. Next I went in and removed her double chin and thinned her face out. Finally I went and changed levels and DUN DA DUNNN!!! Calendar ready! Now ladies you too can look like this and become big and famous on Instagram and Twitter, but remember, never burn your bridge with your photographer that has all your unedited photos! #youtoocanbeanovernightcelebrity #rashtag #mmmboxygoodness #remembertopayyourelectricbill #waterdisplacement #darlingdanika #boobcommander #aftercalendarimagesimmovingontothepicstoohorridtomakethecalendar #thenoldpics #thenweddingpics #yessheaskedmetoshootherwedding #didntgetpaidforthateither #thisisonlygonnagetbetter

[ihatecaspermunoz]

This post is purely for marketing purposes, as you can see here on @officialdarlingdanika or Kara Lynn Bazemore or whatever last name she is using these days, first at the shoot, I had to make sure I had enough flash because she had her power turned off and we had no light to serve as a base light being in a shadowy corner of the living room. Due to that, I had to over expose the flash which helped her in the long run. Still had to smooth out her rashy blotchy skin extensively and fill in where the look skin appears on her legs and side. Next I removed the side roll and brought in her side. And since I brought in her side I had to remake the wall behind her. Then I fixed the shadow on her stomach so it didn't look like her belly was protruding. Then I thinned out her arm and made her boobs appear bigger. Then shoulders up I smoothed out the skin on her neck and face, smoothed out the bags under her eyes and laugh lines. Lastly I changed the levels and CHIKA CHIKA WOW WOW calendar ready! Now ladies you too can look like this and become big and famous on Instagram and Twitter, but remember, never burn your bridge with your photographer that has all your unedited photos! #youtoocanbeanovernightcelebrity #rashtag #mmmboxygoodness #remembertopayyourelectricbill #darlingdanika #boobcommander

[ihatecaspermunoz]

So @officialdarlingdanika or Kara Bazemore or whatever her name is is continuing to play the victim role. No one brought her kids into it except her when she said she could give money she owes me to her kids instead of giving it to me for the job she had me do. No one put you or your kids in danger, regardless what state they are in that you aren't. Like TMZ said when you tried to reach out to them to get covered for your shakey domestic abuse claims, who is #darlingdanika? And they just covered a story on Marc Summers and Kid n Play, so you should feel your relevance here! Now just do the right thing and pay what you owe me for the job that you had me do, WHICH IS $600!! Wait $600? I thought you were a sought after popular stripper?! That should be like 1/4 of your night. Oh yea, I explained #rashtag at @caspermunoz on Twitter. #dontcheckifyouhaveaweakstomach #itsbad ##rashtag #breaktheinternet #darlingdanika #boobcommander