#booby prize

[madewithonerib]

we have a great new carrot for you this month: get a hobby md but some have also gone with throwback to the weirdest smorg-food-combo to gross everyone out leaderboard mochadabirb: Women are crazy. So am I. I eat chicken nuggets & ice cream combined

[acalltocivility]

In the world of presidential TV celebrity lotteries, we got the door prize. Even if T-rump were 30 years younger, he would NEVER PUT HIS ASS ON THE LINE LIKE THIS, FOR ALL OF HIS BLUFF AND BRAVADO. He would put his countrymen on the front lines but never himself. Who would you rather have your back when the shit hit the fan?

[melissaandbernard]

Our brainy hero Xania explains the Monty Hall problem.

[gianttankeh]

Jelle Crama, Malcy Duff & Ali Robertson present ‘Booby Prize’.

Created for Usurper’s residency as featured artists at the Counterflows 2018 festival in Glasgow, ‘Booby Prize’ is a collaborative set of books and inserts made by Jelle Crama, Malcy Duff & Ali Robertson. While stocks last: the set is packaged with a new Usurper cd album also called ‘Booby Prize’ which was recorded for, and manufactured live at, Counterflows 2018. You can get one here.

[neoblogging]

5/31/2016 - 

Get this weak shit out of here.

Also check out my Altador Cup 2016 - team poll HERE

[phillipcole]

Middays with MFB part 2

Benz” We’re back with Phillip and Cole’s Variety Team.  He’s on the line with us from Spokane, Washington, getting ready for a big performance tonight.

PBC: That’s right.  It’s the first time I’m the top-billed attraction on a real stage.

Benz: What will you be doing?

PBC: Well, we’ve each got monologues, a few of Phillip’s photo essays and a lot of wast coast jokes.

Fauria:  Such as...

PBC: Well the one that got me this gig was first broadcast on WCBS in New York.  It’s about how Lewis and Clark went too far west when they were exploring the Louisiana Purchase and gave a glowin report about how beautiful Oregon was.

Merloni: But Spokane is in Washington state.

PBC: Not in 1806 it wasn’t.  Oregon-to them-meant everything from California to the Northern edge of British Columbia.  We never got British Columbia, then they chopped Oregon in half.  That meant the sissies went to Oregon and the tough people here.

Fauria: Good a joke as any to get a gig, huh.

PBC: Yes but it didn’t win me any friends in Oregon.

Benz: Well, that’s the breaks.  Alright back to Cole now.  You’re picking Duke and Kentucky to advance to the NCAA finals.  Who wins the championship?

Cole: I reckon Coach K’ll lose on purpose if they play Kentucky.  He can win another tournament someday but we might never see another team go undefeated.

Benz: That’s right!  It’s been 39 years since the last time.

Cole: And the tournament was a lot shorter then..so was I.

Merloni: So were a lot of us.  What if Wisconsin plays Duke?

Cole: I reckon if Wisconsin beats Kentucky they won’t care if they win the next game, so Duke’ll clobber them.  If Michigan state beats Duke they’ll be content with that and lose.  

Benz: And if Michigan State meets Wisconsin, then Wisconsin will win.

Cole: I reckon so. By the way, does anyone you know pick the winner of the booby prize?

Fauria: What’s that?

Cole: The team that loses to the team that loses to the team that loses up to the final.

Benz: Never heard of that?

Cole:  Well, Kentucky just beat Notre Dame.  Notre Dame beat Wichita State.  Wichita State beat Kansas and Kansas beat New Mexico State, so New Mexico State is one nominee.

Fauria: I see.  That makes Baylor the other because they lost to Georgia State, Georgia State lost to Xavier, Xavier to Arizona and Arizona to Wisconsin.

Merloni: And on the other side LaFayette and..Iowa State!  Iowa State deserves it, losing to UAB in round 1.

Cole: I track that every year in the NBA.  It’s usually a team seeded about 5th that gets it.  In the NCAA I figure those 4 teams should play their own little tournament next week for the consolation prize.

Fauria: Maybe we could do that in all the sports, especially the extra wildcard baseball teams.

Benz: Well, thank you for talking to us again.  We’ll see how you do this weekend.

PBC: Our pleasure.

Benz: That was Phillip and Cole’s variety team.  We’ll be back after this.

[wennkillz]

(sshhh. brandon say's booby. then his light up)