#bootlite

[mikeyboheart]

I love these three I think they’re silly

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Argenti: I don't see why people think Boothill is scary.

Velite: He threw a knife at at one of my coworker's face and ripped out three of his teeth, breaking his jaw in the process.

Argenti: And he looked good while doing it!

Velite:

Velite: .....Yeah, you're right.

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*Velite, Argenti and Boothill, holding hands walking down an icy road*

Velite, internally: They are holding my hand so that if one of eats shit, we all go down.

Argenti, internally: [happily] We are holding hands.

Boothill, internally: I am holding his hand so that if one of us eats shit, we all go down.

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Velite: Hi, sorry I’m late. I was doing a couple of things and got distracted.

Argenti: I’m “a couple of things”.

Boothill: I’m “got distracted”.

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Boothill, introducing Argenti: This is my better half.

Boothill, introducing Velite: And this is my bitter half.

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Argenti: Velite, we have come to ravish you.

Velite: Not in public, you two.

Boothill: Fine. Then we will stand here consumed with lust for the rest of the evening.

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Dan Heng: Boothill, how do you, Argenti and Velite handle fights or disagreements? I mean you're all so different and Velite doesn't seem like the kind to settle things in a fight.

Boothill, thinking back to the time they held a mock court case in the living room to find who was guilty of eating all the cake (Argenti was the judge because they know he would have just let them have the cake); the time Boothill turned in an 'essay' on why he was right that was 89.6% swearing and Velite and Argenti both wrote counter argumentative essays in response, the mock custody battles, and all the three-way debates.

Boothill: Like men.

Dan Heng: ?

Dan Heng: O...kayyyy??????? Blade and I just take a second to decide if we'd rather continue trying to kill each other or if we'd rather make out.