It's strange that being "butt dialed" is so drastically different from being "booty called", despite the vast abundance of synonyms present.

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It's strange that being "butt dialed" is so drastically different from being "booty called", despite the vast abundance of synonyms present.
Unique
I must be. Unique. And a little bit like the great Sheldon Cooper (not the genius part tho), because yesterday I had a thought that was one of his direct lines from the show (I know this may be because I have been watching it way to much, but still, hear this). I got one of the famous "booty call"-kind of texts. My first spontaneous thought was, "sigh, not this again" (which is how Sheldon expresses it when Leonard gets back together with Penny.) Honestly. There must be something wrong with me (my mother never had me tested, unlike Sheldon's mum). Now, don't mistake me, and my first response, for a person that often gets these and can say no, because the "line is long". No no no, I probably should (by common thought) take advantage of this opportunity, but no that felt more like a chore. I think I'm getting more and more like Sheldon each day. And I'm gonna end up alone with 20 cats (and then choke to death, because I'm allergic to cats).
In reality though, the more time I live alone, the more I settle in it. And as long as my friends all (almost) are single, there is no fire on the roof. Maybe thats the problem.
Its nice to get the offer though.
Another thought I had yesterday was that I always think I can do stuff at the same time I'm brushing my teeth. But I can't! It's impossible! I'm brushing with my right hand, and my left hand is almost completely useless (without assistance from the right). So I'll start to do something and have to stop to use both hands, and I end up walking around the apartment with the toothbrush just hanging in my mouth. Every night.
Anywho! It's saturday! Go out and have fun! I have a date, we're gonna go see Kick-Ass 2. It's with a friend. It's a nerd-date between friends, and those are the best kind.
I should really leave my house more ofte. Yesterday I was drinking with my friends and there were a lot of people I didn't know so my friend interdruced me and now I have a Speed-dealer and a booty-call ???
that's pretty nice I guess
her booty-call
She has a booty-call that isn't so cute, so she has to get drunk to get some booty. All because they stopped handing out paper bags for free. 10cents is just too much right now. tough times.
Why does my dad think this?
My dad absolutely thinks:
That YOU are using me.
That YOU have a girlfriend already.
That I'm just a "booty-call"
But I know it's not true. It still makes me wonder. I think my dad (of all people) is racist. I always joke around about that but he claims to just want what's best for his daughter! But that sucks for him because I love my hybrid boyfriend :)
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