omg pookie since boothill likes to eat bullets, imagine if you jus try to get some water at midnight from the kitchen and suddenly see a pair of glowing red eyes, almost ready to devour you alive? only to discover it's ur man booty just tryna get some bullet snacks coz u kept them away from him as punishment😭😭😭
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a/n: THANK YUOU IM SO SOREY THIS TOOK 23880 YEARS 😭 lwk short but a fun drabble O(∩_∩)O
Boothill waking up in the middle of the night to eat snacks x g/n reader
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Your bed suddenly felt lighter.
Like about 200 pounds of metal lighter and of course colder. A small huff left you as you got up from bed in a sleepy daze, thinking he'd been called off to another job.
You get up and somehow make your way through the dark labyrinth of your one bedroom apartment to the kitchen. All for a simple glass of water.
Hearing small scuffs, rattling of metal, and odd sounds, all coming from the kitchen.
So arming yourself with a frying pan that suddenly appeared in the closet. You sneak in to the kitchen, red eyes peaking up from the floor. A small crunching sound, emanating from it
Thinking it was a rat, you hit the pan with a shriek against the black fur as hard as you could.
CLANG
It could've been could be heard from Amphoreus.
"OW, YOU SON OF A GUN"
you hear from below the pan, "oopsies" you nervously utter the previously flat pan now bent from the impact on his head.
Bullets falling onto the floor, as he rubbed the spot that had been hit.
"what the hell were you eating you freak"
"my SNACKS, because i was HUNGRY" he yelled taking the pan from your hands and flicking your head, and sighing with a hand on his hip.
"...Bullets Boothill, the ones I BANNED?"
"Uh no they're a different caliber " he added proudly with a grin.
"LIKE I GIVE A DAMN"
"God, can't even get a snack anymore. Why are you awake I was quiet as mouse leaving the bed"
"Who gave them to you, I'm asking for a friend"
"No, cause you're gonna block them on my phone..." he pouted "You didn't even answer why you're up in the first place!"
"The bed felt empty without you in it" you say cutely trying to distract him from the comedic bump growing on his head.
"Plus I thought you left for a mission"
"...oh uh, yeah I ain't got any missions" he replied leaning against the fridge. "Go to bed"
"why don't you join?"
"I uh, hm.... I'm not tired"
"You're gonna eat more bullets"
"Nuh uh"
You stare at him with a look of disappointment, leaving him be with a sigh as you hear the horrid crunching of him snacking on his bullets
-- it was lwk rlly fun writing smt not serious hsskjdsk TYYYY 🥹🫰
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