This whole post is just me vomiting my hatred for the s2 of ndmc lol
In my most recent posts, I did kinda defend this anime by saying "Oh, it wasn't like THAT bad like people make it out to be, I'll give s2 a chance."
... ADI SHANKAR. You will pay for your sins. What the hell is this Im crine did he asked IsraelGPT to write the whole script for him? You know that AO3 is a free site, right? you can go write your hetslop in there. Literally, wtf was going on why is lady kissing Dante? WHY IS VERGIL WITH JIMMY FALLON SON IM CRIIIIINE
"Mundus treats you like his son"
I thought for a second Vergil was gonna come to the screen and say "THAT'S RIGHT, DANTE… MUNDUS IS OUR FATHER. AND TO SERVE HIM, I'M GOING TO CRASH TWO PLANES INTO THE TWIN TOWERS AND UNLEASH THE IMMIGRANT DEMONS TO FIGHT AGAINST THE EVIL CHRISTIAN U.S. PRESIDENT. HEIL MUNDUS, DANTE. THE STORM IS COMING"
Also that FUCKASS chair ooommmggg bruh This 97 year old diner still serves their Coke the old-fashioned way type shit
they are calling Mundus Vergil’s Daddy in the show im cryingggg alSO WDYM VERGILS TUNIC WAS A GIFT FROM MUNDUS WHEN HE WAS A CHILD IM CRYING VERGIL BE SPEAKING ILL ABOUT HIS MOTHER TOO, ORIGINAL VERGIL WOULD SLICE THAT HOE UP FOR TALKING SHIT ABOUT HIS MOTHER WHAT ARE WE DOIIIING 😭😭😭😭😭😭 This level of mischaractirazion is like if peter parker didnt blame himself for uncle ben's death 😭😭😭
And don't get me on Lady kissing Dante bro, where tf did that come from? Aside from Lady Literally betraying Dante at the end of s1 they knew each other like what... 2 weeks? 😭 that asshole Adi has THE lesbian lady kissing a MAN? and that man being DANTE? yeah Adi we need to kill yo man.
Their kiss doesn't even make sense either, like Dante just fought with his twin brother, who he thought was dead for years, and now Lady and him are kissing because Dante saved her? BOOOOORRIIING ASSS WRITING Never in my life would I have thought Dante kissing an IDF soldier bruh
In a way, Dante's loving Lady makes no sense. Does Dante have any backbone? Mind you, this woman spent the whole time trying to kill him. Blasts his body with bullets, tazes him, locks him up, and when he were to far out of reach, she blows his head apart from the inside. When they meet again, she has the nerve to berate him and shoot at his leg. Then, when he saves her life, she drugs and paralyzes him, dooming the lives of innocents in the process, because the only one in that situation who could’ve stopped it was Dante. Her team then freezes him like the fucking Winter Soldier. But yeah men sure go ahead and make them lovers.
Not to mention Vergil BETTER keep Nero in his balls until this fuckass show ends. Cause I swear to good If they make Nero Dante's and Lady's child, I would show up to the next convention Adi is in with a bomb strapped on my chest (for legal reasons, this is a joke. I do not wish to commit any criminal activities against Adi Shankar or anyone in this matter. This sentence was written for comedic purposes only.)
5/12 is like dmc fans 9/11
"Hey, Vergil, can you stop munching Mundus's dick and actually be a good character?"
Im not even talking abour Lucia and her fans ya'll probably already comited suicide
boil adi shankar in liquid shit plssss
dmc fans dont even ask for a new game they just look at you like this
