Apr 3
Customer told me her brother died on good friday and, without my permission, my mouth said "did he come back three days later?"
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Customer told me her brother died on good friday and, without my permission, my mouth said "did he come back three days later?"
i still cant get over the fact that remus stole thomas’ wallet
i also cant get over the fact that no one ever fucking mentions it dsfdg
You ever think about the in-universe implications of players with creeper skins?
Are they creepers with a mutation? Humans with a mutation?
Creepers that have been experimented on and given human proportions?
Humans who were experimented on and given the skin/scales of a creeper?
Hybrids?
Cause I think about it a lot
the authors barely disguised participation in booktok
So many people make human!perry mute/non-verbal and use sign but ive not seen one single person making him a non-speaking Deaf person
So i propose
A Perry with hearing damage from guns and explosions in his line of work using hearing aids
A Perry born deaf and given cochlear implants as an infant
A Perry who uses his hearing aids+ residual hearing and lipreading to get by but whos family and friends know sign
thank you for coming to my ted talk
really funny thing to me is that in human aus people have the guys be like. Secret agents. Or spies for an Organization(tm). Something along those lines. And that's a neat concept its very fun!
However.
I think it shows a fundamental misunderstanding of the penguins
Theyre not special operatives for some secret agency or government division theyre a bunch of freaks who live in the basement of a condemned building that only hasn't been demolished yet because Kowalski keeps hacking the city's databases to change the demolition date. They haven't legally existed in 10 years. The only one who can hold down a job is Private and he has to buy all the food. All of Kowalski's tech is made of parts scrounged from the dump. Rico sells crack but instead of charging money he just trades it for dynamite. Skipper still thinks he's a military leader.
Fainted at work cause a customer was telling me in extreme graphic detail about a surgery he had and i didnt want to be rude by telling him to stop talking so instead i took a nap real quick and gave him the scare of a lifetime AMA
shoutout to this summer when i broke my arm and i was so overwhelmed with pain that i threw up and shit my pants at the same time