find out who you are and do it on purpose @jay-borb - Tumblr Blog

in lieu of the ai bullshittery, find me literally anywhere fucking else

Neocities (link)

Pillowfort (link)

Ao3 (link)

Artfight (link)

more TBA

Massive shoutout to the three other sly fans on the planet for attending the con i tabled at last weekend i wasnt expecting my sly stickers to sell

#borb blab

Customer told me her brother died on good friday and, without my permission, my mouth said "did he come back three days later?"

#borb blab #she laughed . thank god

You can dm me for pillowfort keys btw . I have so many

#pillowfort

I think hearing your parents fuck is a worse punishment than death actually

#shut the fuck UP

The way i can prove tumblrs userbase is aging is that i just started an rsp and have been excitedly watching its worth tick up by the thousandths of percents for 4 days . This is my entertainment now

#it went up by 0.002% . thrilling #borb blab

gentlenaa

A commissions I did for @jay-borb :D! I really enjoyed doing this one!

#YAYYY #friend art #my man #evander locke

So many people make human!perry mute/non-verbal and use sign but ive not seen one single person making him a non-speaking Deaf person

So i propose

A Perry with hearing damage from guns and explosions in his line of work using hearing aids

A Perry born deaf and given cochlear implants as an infant

A Perry who uses his hearing aids+ residual hearing and lipreading to get by but whos family and friends know sign

thank you for coming to my ted talk

#perry the playtpus #borb blab

jay-borb

the authors barely disguised participation in booktok

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the authors barely disguised only joke

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This book is so unbelievably horny but in the most unsexy way possible where everyone keeps being like ohhh those are BOOBIES and then getting philosophical about the merits of liking boobies . Big tits.... small tits.... no tits.... he likes all tits..... (her house gets literally blown up while hes staring at her tits)

#borb blab

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the authors barely disguised participation in booktok

jay-borb

the authors barely disguised only joke

#borb blab #shes gonna explode his testicles

the authors barely disguised participation in booktok

#borb blab #found a book on libby that is so bad i cant stop

I like cats who drool cause its like heres my animal that is always a little bit damp . If you touch her head she will generate slime

gentlenaa

Some character design commission I did for @jay-borb for his character Nico :D!!!

#AND YOU MADE HIM SO COOL!!!!

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Fainted at work cause a customer was telling me in extreme graphic detail about a surgery he had and i didnt want to be rude by telling him to stop talking so instead i took a nap real quick and gave him the scare of a lifetime AMA

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Funny you say that

He saw my brother at the bar and told him about this event.

Lo and behold. He tells the exact same story. And makes my brother faint

#borb blab

Fainted at work cause a customer was telling me in extreme graphic detail about a surgery he had and i didnt want to be rude by telling him to stop talking so instead i took a nap real quick and gave him the scare of a lifetime AMA

#borb blab #i have the security cam footage friends may ask to see it it was kinda funny

lunasguard

tag game! What is the last movie you saw and what is your favorite movie to date?

Twisters (2024) and spirited away

@luna-is-old @8angelofyournightmare8 @risaceofhearts @rabid-orannge @zarohk @xoaningout @msmckawaii @theysoldthecauseforthequeen @leftguard66 and anyone else who wants to join