#borderlands imagines

[forthereaderinserts]

AI Jack: thank FUCK- I thought I was going to be stuck in that traitor’s head forever

You: I literally helped kill you

AI Jack: ok and

[i-am-a-meat-popcicle]

Borderlands head canons no one asked for pt 4: Eridian artifacts edition

Last time I said I was going to shut up. Well, I was mistaken.

Though, this might be more of an imagines. I don’t know. I’m bad at labeling/naming things.

Welp, -cracks knuckles- lets go.

Eridian artifacts contain small amounts of Eridium in them, and there’s something about the the item’s structure that does the thing that the artifact is supposed to do. Like help you set things on fire. 

The some artifacts are kinda like little puzzle boxes. You can open them. But all you’ll find in them is murder.

Ok, not always, but don’t open them. You’ll be lucky if you get away with just the ability to taste colors and urinate out your bellybutton for the rest of your life. Assuming you still have the lower or upper part of your body after you open it.

Why would you anyway? Those things are hard to come by. What if you break it?

Don’t try to break it. Really. Just don’t. 

”Terry? Bill? What are you doing with that hammer?”

”What do you mean you’re playing a new kind of jack in the- WAIT-”

”Dammit Terry! Now Bill is all over the wall. I’m not cleaning that up again.”

The first time Lilith ever used one she was jittery afterwards, but got used to using them after two cycles.

Roland took some time trying to figure out how to hook one up to his turret. He knew how to do it in theory, one of the engineers at ATLAS once told him about it, but the actual wiring was more complicated than he expected. He finally figured it out after tinkering with it for an entire dim cycle.

Brick took a very long time figuring out how to use an artifact. Kind of questioned if he even could use one, until the middle of a battle he went berserk, punched a car, and it exploded with a blast. He wouldn’t be able to explain it, but hey, it works.

Mordecai was reluctant to use an artifact. After seeing how it worked with Lilith and Brick he didn’t have any doubt that the item was powerful, but quickly found out they were dangerous when he saw a bandit try and smash one open. He thought about fashioning it into some kind of accessory for one of his rifles, but found little point to it. Not to mention he didn’t have the slightest clue where to begin. When Bloodwing seemed to take a liking to it, the bird swiped it from him once, he started panicking.

”No! No! Vuelve aquí! Que me devuelvas eso ahora mismo! Bloodwing!” (No! Don’t! Get back here! Give that back to me now! Bloodwing!) 

Mordecai wound up following Bloodwing into a bandit camp. Whereupon the wing started chasing bandits then attacking them. The hunter was completely shocked when the bandit began melting when Bloodwing’s talons scratched them.

It still took awhile for Mordecai to be ok with using the artifact. Once he was convinced it was safe, he attached the artifact to Bloodwing’s collar.

Bloodwing puffed out his chest when he got it on his collar, and was quite proud of his new accessory.

[komotionlessqueenmm]

Imagine # 571

Gifs NOT mine. (Found on Pinterest.)

If either gif is yours please let me know, so I can give you credit.

Gif credit goes to - Unknown.

Year posted - 2020

[runandhide21]

Imagine

It’s summer, sunset, you’re going home looking at the beautiful pink-red clouds. You have an ice cream in your right hand and your old iPod in your left, Short Change Hero by The Heavy is playing in your headphones. Tonight you’re finally finishing Borderlands 2 and starting The Pre-Sequel for the first time. Tales from The Borderlands is on the way. Borderlands 3 does not exist yet.

What a time it was. How beautiful. I’m crying.

[handsomekatagawa-archive]

BJ Card (Handsome Jack x Reader)

AN- smut. trying to beat my mental healths ass and write the best that I can manage.

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"You asshole! You absolute fucking asshole! Consider yourself fired!" (Y/n) yelled, slamming the office phone back into its place. She let out a frustrated groan, running her hands through her hair.

Jack's head poked into the doorway of her home office. "You ok there, pumpkin? What's up? Need me to shoot anyone?"

She looked up at him and shook her head. "I ask that little fuckhead of an assistant to organize my shit, and guess what he did. Go on. Guess."

He tried to respond, but was cut off. "He replaces the files for the upcoming meeting with porn. And not just any porn. Assistant and boss porn. Fucking creep."

Jack stepped into the office and stood behind her office chair. His hands snaked down to her shoulders. "Relax, princess. I'll deal with him. Don't worry about it."

"But I have to worry about it! I worked so hard on that material just for it to be replaced with some porn." She exclaimed and tried to stand up, but he pulled her back down in the chair.

"I said relax." He said sternly. She did as told. "Good girl. I'm gonna have my best men working on getting those files back for you. I don't want to hear you worry about it anymore."

(Y/n) let out a deep breath, blowing some of her hair away from her face. "You're just horny, aren't you?"

"Maybe...." Jack grinned, burying his face into her neck.

"Mmhm, thought so." She smiled, bringing a hand up to play with his hair. "I guess a good fuck would calm me down."

He sucked and nipped at her neck, making her laugh. "I guess that's a yes on the fucking thing?"

"Yep." He pulled away from her neck, and gave her a kiss on the lips. "Race you to the bed."

"Nooo..." She groaned. "I'm too lazy. Carry me."

Jack rolled his eyes, smiling as he scooped her into his arms bridal style. "Whatever, you big baby."

"Awe, you love me." She giggled. "And fear not, for your chivalry will be rewarded soon enough."

"I could do without the sarcasm, m'kay?"

"Hey! I wasn't being sarcastic! You just lost your damn blowjob card." (Y/n) scoffed jokingly, snacking him on the shoulder.

Jack laughed and gently tossed her into the bed. He wasted no time and crawled over her, pinning her onto the bed. She looked so beautiful to him. He wanted to tell her so badly, but he couldn't form the words. Instead, he gently pressed his lips against her neck and left ticklish kisses all over.

"Stop, Jack!" (Y/n) laughed and gently pushed away his face. "Stop it! You know I hate being tickled."

"Bullshit." He laughed. "You know you love it when I do it."

"Whatever. Here, lemme sit up."

He did as told and got off of her. She sat up and grabbed the bottom of her shirt. She took it off and threw it onto the floor, her bra following suit.

Jack grinned at her as he cupped her breasts in his hands. His fingers brushed over the sensitive skin, causing her to release a shuddering breath. "Jack..."

"You like that, princess?" He smiled cockily.

She nodded as he gripped onto her harder, massaging her nipples in the process. "Mmhm."

"Me too. You're so fucking gorgeous, you know?"

She didn't reply. Instead, she moved forward and sat down so she could be straddled onto his lap. "Kiss me, Jack."

Jack obeyed her order, crashing his lips to hers and sliding his tongue into her mouth. She didn't even bother with fighting for dominance. She just wanted him.

With a few quick adjustments, he was on top of her again. He busied himself with sliding down her skirt and underwear, tossing them onto the floor with her other clothes. After doing this, he discarded of his own clothes.

Jack looked down at her with adoration in his eyes. "What do you want to do, princess?"

"Whatever you want." (Y/n) breathed out, almost in a whisper.

He began to trail kisses down her stomach and to her hips, stopping just before he reached the place she needed him most. He looked up at her, waiting for her ok. Instead, he was pleasantly surprised by her taking a fistful of his hair and moving him to her core. "Jack, please..."

He reached behind his head and removed her hand from his hair, laughing. "I was getting to that!"

He received a whimpering moan in return. He smirked to himself before he went down on her. He loved how desperate she would get for his touch. His tongue drew patterns on her clit, his hot breathe feeling like heaven against her skin. It didn't take her long to cum at all.

"Shit! Oh, Jack! Don't stop!" (Y/n) moaned as he kept going. It wasn't until she had came for second time that he brought his head up, smiling pridefully at her.

"I'm assuming that you're satisfied with your care?"

"Don't quote fucking Big Hero 6 at me." She panted. "Just get up here and fuck me."

"Yes ma'am."

Jack gripped onto her thighs, holding them up a bit so he could get at a better angle. He entered her quickly and didn't waste time by waiting for her to adjust. He immediately started pounding into her at a fast and hard rate, causing her to cry every time they met each other's thrusts.

(Y/n) could feel the tension building in her, and she knew it would be powerful. She reached her hands down and gripped onto Jack's wrists desperately, and just hard enough to leave a mark. "Jack... Jack! Please, oh my goodness, keep going! I'm gonna..."

She came suddenly, moaning incoherent words and Jack's name over and over as he kept going. After a moment, he released as well, letting out a long breath he didn't even know he had been holding.

When they came down from their highs, Jack flopped down on the bed next to her. He held her tightly in his arms, the two of them not even worrying about how sweaty they were.

They were silent for a while, just listening to each other's breathing, until Jack chuckled lightly. "Does this mean I get my little blow job card back?"

[demisexual-deesaster]

Maybe Lilith x a new Siren/ ex bandit leader?? Just the conflict of her suppesed to be against her but falling for her instead

Ahhh this is an interesting ask! Thank you! I'll do my best to honour this request :3 In this HC, the reader will be the vault hunter! Major Spoilers for the fate of a character from Borderlands 3 included, so read at your own risk! Some non canon moments have been added too. Also, oof, this got really long I'm sorry haha

Moving into new Pandora territory because of the damn Calypso twins was annoying to say the least. More than three quarters of your bandits had become mutinous bastards, and you'd almost taken care of all of them, and had almost taken back your home, bit obviously, the Calypso twins had to ruin it with their grandstanding. You barely escaped with your life that day.

You meet Vaughn a few days later, and after seeing your 'super awesome banditness!!' he sent you on a super secret scouting mission, and after your concerns about this supposed Vault Key fragment, he assures you that it's in safe hands. "Go Sun Smashers!" He cheers.

When you return, it's to Vaughn hanging upside down from a chain, and when he sees you, he yells from happiness. "Oh thank goodness you're here! I was getting lonely all by myself! Yeah...stuff happened..." He explains everything to you. You and Vaughn haven't been the best of friends. While you're sarcastic, witty and quick on your feet, Vaughn is...the complete opposite.

You meet Lilith a while later, even if you have to rescue a robot and claim a COV Base as your own temporarily. That woman is no joke, and with the way her eyes sparkle, you know she means business. She doesn't seem overly enthusiastic about having to welcome an ex bandit leader, and when you realize that this is THE Lilith of the Crimson Raiders, your bandit instincts scream at you to turn and run.

Of course, you don't. You owe Vaughn that much. She warily tells you about everything that happened, even though her tone is light, you can sense it. She's probably desperate for help, given how COV trashed their HQ. As you're heading to the Holy Broadcast Centre, you truly wonder if this woman can be fully trusted, or if she can trust you.

But as you keep completing mission after mission for the Firehawk, it becomes clearer to everyone–Vaughn at least, as he won't stop teasing you about it–that you're probably one of Lilith's most favourite Vault Hunters. Oh yeah. You weren't just a Crimson Raider now. You were a Vault Hunter. Things were looking pretty good. Until everything went to hell.

After you rescue Lilith–she said she could walk, but no way were you going to let her, spluttering as she was– and carry her aboard sanctuary, you escape by the skin of your teeth. When Tannis calls you for something, you don't notice the brilliant blush that's dusting the Firehawk's cheeks. She starts calling you killer affectionately from then on, and you can't help but smile giddily when she does.

The crew of the Sanctuary, Lilith's family, are am interesting bunch, and you feel yourself becoming a part of them and caring for them more and more as the days go by. Be it sabotaging radios for Moxxi, scanning vehicles for Ellie, salvaging parts for Claptrap, killing people for Zero and animals for Hammerlock or finding logs and drops for Tannis, you enjoyed every last one of them.

*SPOILER*

Maya and Ava had breezed easily into your life, though Maya's death had been a big blow to the Raiders. You liked Maya, so it hurt even more that you were powerless to stop it. Ava had been assigned to you, so you were the one who held her back when Maya died. When everyone gathered on the deck, Lilith's back was turned away from the group. No one seemed to know what to say, their grief towering. So you thought to say a few words.

"I'm not good at speeches but...Maya was...strong, from what little I knew of her. Everyone here was very close to her, and I'm sure that they miss her more than I ever could. But I think if Maya were here, she'd want us to take the fight to them, to win for the Crimson Raiders, and to come out on top. So if anything...we don't just owe this to the world anymore. The Calypso Twins have to be stopped. We owe that to Maya."

During the speech, Lilith had turned to you, and her eyes were wide, brimming with emotion. You'd awkwardly cut yourself off, suddenly feeling like a child, and Tannis had taken over, but Ava had stormed off, bitterly spouting things about how you were there and should've taken action, and blamed both you and Lilith for her mentor's death. After everyone had left, you went to check on Ava, but the girl didn't let you in, so you went back to Lilith, the latter thanking you for checking up on the girl. "Did you really mean what you said?" She'd whispered, and you'd nodded. "Every word."

*SPOILER END*

It's slow, but after that incident, you can see the difference in behaviour when it comes to how Lilith used to interact with you before, and how she does now. Lingering glances, shy smiles–you didn't know Lilith could be shy!– and, something which took you by surprise the first time, hugs and hand holding. It's something you looked forward to everytime you went on a mission. A brief but small hand squeeze, and a hug that lingered too long when you returned. It was so obvious to everyone that even Tannis and Claptrap had begun to take notice.

After one particularly grueling mission involving that ass Killavolt, you were in Tannis' lab, the woman berating you for not wearing shock resistant shields as she dressed your bruises. "Honestly! It's like you want to be hurt!" She huffs, and five minutes later, she's told you to rest for a while until Rhys contacts your team. You'd begun to protest, shirtless as you were, when the door opened, and Lilith walked in, frowning. "Hey Tannis, could you help me with–"

Her eyes had widened, and you remember feeling a lot naked than you were. It would've been funny, had your eyes not been as wide as hers too. You willed your hands to move, but they stayed as still as led. Tannis meanwhile, was completely oblivious, and continued to poke your abs with her fingers, ignoring Lilith. "Just a moment Lilith. I have a very stubborn patient I need to examine."

It had seemed the words hadn't registered, because Lilith had begun walking towards you, and out of nowhere, she poked your abs. You yelped, wincing, a red blush colouring your face. "Lilith! Honestly! Stop poking my patients like that!" Tannis huffed. Lilith, startled out of her revere, had nodded and mumbled a "Sorry Tannis. Take care of yourself, Vault Hunter." Vault Hunter. Not Killer. Why did it feel you'd screwed something up? It was probably nothing, right?

So...turns out, it wasn't. Lilith had become increasingly distant. The hugs had stopped, and so had the hand holding. There was some tension in the air, though you didn't know why. Moxxi had assured you, telling you that this is normally how Lilith dealt with feelings, and while it was a comforting thought that your feelings were reciprocated, it still didn't help that Lilith was treating you like this.

After a particularly deadly mission involving the COV, where Tyreen herself had made an appearance. You'd been hurt really bad, but you'd saved the life of innocent people. An explosion had knocked you back, and you'd tried getting up, but had found yourself crushed beneath Troy's boot heel. "Careful Troy. That's my super fan you know! We don't wanna beat her up too bad!"

She'd echo cast your broken and beaten form across the galaxies. "What is up everyone! We've got a special video today. It's my very own superfan, the second biggest heretic in the universe! It's the Firehawk's Dog! Do you have anything to say, Vault Hunter?"

You'd said nothing, glaring at the camera instead. Troy had chosen to plunge a knife inside you, and you'd cried out in pain. "That's what I'm looking for! My my Lilith! You've been working my super fan to the bone! That's supposed to be my job! Well! There's no harm in sharing, right? Sharing is caring after all!" She winks, and smacks the camera with a cackle, and Troy decides, for added dramatics, to twist the knife in more. You scream, and their laughter is the last thing you hear, before you black out.

When you wake up, you're on Sanctuary, or, more accurately, in Tannis' lab. She tells you that the Calypso's had left you for dead in the desert, and that Ellie and Vaughn had helped bring you back. Everyone had been worried sick. It was a miracle you were alive. "Is everyone okay?" You'd croaked out, and Tannis had nodded. "Are you?" She'd asked, and honestly, you were a little sore, but you were fine.

"Lilith was beside herself you know." Moxxi says, and you realize with a start that she's been there the whole time. "After Roland and Maya...well...you can see why she has trouble getting close to people, trouble admitting she has feelings."

You understand what Moxxi means. At first, Lilith's apprehension was understandable. You were a former bandit leader, and she is the leader of the Crimson Raiders. Both of you should be hating the other, yet you'd grown impossibly close. Now, it seemed Lilith was fighting a war with herself, debating whether or not what she felt for you should be pursued.

"I need to see Lilith." You mumble, immediately knowing what you had to do, and ignoring Tannis' protest, you walked to her room. She wasn't there. She wasn't at the bridge either. Giving up, you walked back to your room, where you found her. She was on your bed, holding a picture the two of you had taken on Pandora. She'd looked up, when she saw you walk in, and you were surprised to see tears in her eyes.

For a second, no one moved. Then, slowly, you walked to Lilith, stumbling over to her, and she'd shit to her feet when you finally crossed the distance between the two of you.

Hugging Lilith for the first time in weeks felt amazing. You finally felt complete, as if two halves of a whole were reunited. "Are you okay?" You mumbled, and Lilith spluttered out a laugh. "You got stabbed, crushed under a boot and nearly bled to death, and you're asking me if I'm okay?"

"Yes." You said simply, smiling when you felt Lilith sag against you. "I will be." She whispered, and she was right. Both of you had already been through a lot. Both of you were hurting, but when she broke the hug, leaned in, a kissed you, again and again and again, you knew, that neither of you were okay, but both of you would be. In time.

Whoo! This was way too long for my first imagine, oof. Hope you enjoyed this, and if you did, don't forget to like, follow and obey!! ;) Kidding!!! Seriously though, likes comments and reblogs help us a lot!!! So please yeah? :3

[borderlands-imagines]

Troy with 20 , 24, and 14

Troy Calypso: 

14. Do they make it a point to eat at least one meal a day together with their partner, or do they do as they please?

Troy generally does as he pleases, but there are special events set up where he and Tyreen eat among their followers (Not literally, they’re sat at a table above the rest of them, and only a choice few are allowed to directly eat with the twins). During these events you’re directly next to him, to show you belong to him, but otherwise he eats on his own time. He’ll occasionally pop in and ask if you want to get a snack with him. 

20. How did their relationship start?

You were selected, chosen, because you caught Troy’s eye by being unique from the masses of his and Tyreen’s followers. Having some battle savvy and kills under your belt would especially spark his interest, perhaps even having him joke with you that you should be his personal bodyguard (and then laughing it off, as though he needed such a thing). This constant closeness with him, moreso than other followers, is what leads to eventual feelings, because you give him the attention, loyalty, and ego-stroking that he needs. 

24. Will they lie for the sake of their significant other’s happiness?

Troy can lie almost too easily, even if he feels guilty about having to do so. There are some things he does that he knows you might not approve of, even if you’re well-aware of who you’re dating and his true goals. He dislikes conflicts in his romantic relationships, though, so he tries to avoid fighting when he can unless you say something that truly pisses him off. 

[sephirothsfattiddies]

Rhys Strongfork takes his s/o to an amusement park

“So, you want to go with me? Like, y’know.. as a date?”

Rhys has been wanting to do this for ages. You’ve been with him a bunch of times as his coworker, but this is the first time you’ve gone with him as a date. 

When you go to the amusement park, he tries to be suave and comes off sweet. He gets his arm around your shoulders and walks along with you. 

If/When his workers ask if you’re his s/o, he lets you make the call on that. Is he your boyfriend? Your partner? Your date? “Just a friend?” That’s up to you, but know that “just a friend” will wound him. 

Rhys tends towards rollercoasters, but he lets you steer the date. If you avoid rollercoasters, he won’t suggest them. If you’re not afraid of heights, he gets you to go on a Ferris Wheel with him. He’s very attentive towards you. 

He steals kisses in the Tunnel of Love. He might steal a lot more than that if you let him...