#borderline problem

[bpdestruction]

*Something inconvienient happens*

Me: Well, t'was nice living *jumps of the bridge*

[bpdestruction]

Splitting be like

*texting with fp*

me: are you busy?

*fp not responding*

me: you motherfu-

fp: No, what's up?

me: nothing, I love you so much

[the-counter-incident]

I just really like goats

[goddessof-war-blog]

FUCK

Okay, so I know this is literally NOTHING to worry about but I'm freaking out for no reason.

My psychologist wanted us to not go off on such random tangents all the time.  She wants me to come into the session with a particular thing in mind that I want to talk about.  HOW DO YOU NOT REALISE THAT THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE FOR ME.

WHAT DO I DO ARGH