#bored blogging

[lyricism1898]

"Why, Lois Griffin, you naughty girl... you dirty hustler... you filthy stinky prostitute... you foul venereal disease carrying streetwalking whore."

Family Guy, Season 4, Episode 1 - North by North Quahog

[mirrens]

Chrisjen Avasarala, Bobbie Draper, Cotyar Ghazi, Naomi Nagata, Amos Burton and Alex Kamal.

Give me 6 characters and I’ll tell you who i would:

Push off a cliff - Amos, because he’d probably survive.

Kiss - Bobbie (a lot)

Marry - Chrisjen (except since she’s already married i’m going to assume we’d be polyamorous and could also keep bobbie and cotyar in the relationship lmao)

Set on Fire - Cotyar, but only if he could be immediately extinguished like they did for the guy who tried to kill himself this way on the Thomas Prince (in Abaddon’s Gate)

Wrap a Blanket around - Naomi

Be Roommates with - Alex (he knows how to cook and i don’t lmao)

WOW THIS WAS HARD. When I reblogged the post I forgot there were bad options. Usually one of the options is “kill,” but since death is only implied by push off a cliff and set on fire, I decided to make some work arounds, lmao.

[orangecrushandcaws-blog]

shakespeare wrote so many dick jokes that his plays were literally as bad as most modern literature

[channymaried]

A selfie a day 2/8/17 50 Shades of Chant!! 😂😂😂😂

[orangecrushandcaws-blog]

Me: *reads about a new character with a cool background*

Mind: pst

Mind: hey

Mind: what if they

Me: dont you dare

Mind: what if there was an alternate timeline where this happened-

Me: oh my g o d

Mind: it would be cool tho

Me: . . .

Me: tru

Mind: you want to draw 20 pictures of that

Me: yeah sure

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For the 6 characters thing: the Roci crew plus Bobbie and Chrisjen.

All the same as my last answer, but I’d set Holden on fire instead of Cotyar. 

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The Expanse

send me a series and i’ll tell u my least favorite character

Hmm, this is hard, actually. I really dislike Ashford, but I think Strickland is significantly worse, so I’ll go with him. 

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tagged my @minogues and @roslin!

1st rule: tag 9 people you want to get to know better: @crazybecat, @musicin68, @alexkingstons, @jackisdoctortom, @asongincomplete, @marzipanilla, @teenybirdy, @actualhumangirl, @kidmannicole:

2nd rule: bold the statements that are true;

appearance - i am 5'7 or taller - i wear glasses - i have at least one tattoo - i have at least one piercing - i have blonde hair - i have brown eyes - i have short hair - my abs are at least somewhat defined - i have or had braces

personality - i love meeting new people - people tell me i am funny - helping others with their problems is a big priority of mine - i enjoy physical challenges - i enjoy mental challenges - i am playfully rude to people i know - i started saying something ironically and now i can’t stop saying it - there is something i would change about my personality

ability - i can sing well - i can play an instrument (or at least i used to?) - i can do over 30 pushups without stopping - i am a fast runner - i can draw well - i have a good memory - i am good at doing math in my head - i can hold my breath underwater for over a minute - i have beaten at least 2 people arm wrestling - i can make at least 3 recipes from scratch - i know how to throw a proper punch

hobbies - i enjoy sports (by which i mean i *watch* the nfl) - i’m on a sports team at my school or somewhere else - i’m in an orchestra or choir at my school or somewhere else - i have learned a new song in the past week - i exercise at least once a week - i have gone for runs at least once a week in warmer months - i have drawn something in the past month - i enjoy writing (but i also hate it) - i do some form of martial arts

experiences - i have had my first kiss - i have had alcohol - i have scored a winning point in a sport - i have watched an entire tv series in one sitting - i have been at an overnight event - i have been in a taxi - i have been in the hospital or er in the past year - i have beaten a video game in one day - i have visited another country - i have been to one of my favorite bands concerts

my life - i have one person that i consider to be my Best Friend™ - i live close to my school/work - my parents are still together  - i have at least one sibling - i live in the united states – i have hung out with a friend in the past month - i have a smart phone - i own at least 15 cds - i share my room with someone

relationships - i am in a relationship - i have a crush on a celebrity - i have a crush on someone i know (HAVE HAD) - i’ve been in at least 3 relationships - i have never been in a relationship - i have admitted my feelings to a crush - i get crushes easily - i have had a crush for over a year - i have been in a relationship for over a year - i have had feelings for a friend

random - i have break-danced - i know a person named jamie - i have had a teacher that has a name that is hard to pronounce - i have dyed my hair - i’m listening to a song on repeat right now - i have punched someone in the past week - i know someone who has gone to jail - i have broken a bone - i have eaten a waffle today - i know what i want to do in life - i speak at least two languages - i have made a new friend in the past year