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[ruinedchildhood]

This is adorable 😩

[theintrovertnation]

If you can relate follow @introvertproblems

[benito-cereno]

This movie is my new obsession. It comes out next week and it is the wildest thing I have seen in forever.

It is a Sony Animation movie about Actual Bible Christmas. It is from Sony and Columbia Pictures and the fucking Jim Henson Company. It is not a theatrical Veggie Tales. It seems, in a very real way, to be a film in which Sony Shreks the Synoptic Gospels.

This is wild enough. Then you see the goddamn cast list.

Glenn from Walkingdead is the main character, a talking donkey. Chuck from Chuck is Joseph, Jane the Virgin is Mary which I guess is a pretty good meta joke. But then it just gets wilder from there.

Tracy Morgan, Tyler Perry, and Oprah Winfrey play talking camels, at least one of which seems to have tattoos??? Mariah Carey is a talking chicken. Kristin Chenowith plays a talking pygmy jerboa, which is one of these if you are unfamiliar:

But the one that blows my goddamn mind is that Delilah is playing Elizabeth. Delilah, that nationally syndicated breathy radio DJ who plays fuckin Pat Benatar dedications for late night weirdos, is playing a real for real Bible character. The mother of John the Baptist!

This is a fucking Madagascar movie where John the Baptist might show up!

And, like, the trailer makes it look as if the plot is not about the actual Nativity, but the Flight into Egypt, which is a story in which a king kills dozens of babies in an attempt to murder God! Can the talking camels stop the Massacre of the Innocents in this version?

Who made this. Who is this for. Who greenlit this.

I am a miserable pile of questions right now. And I am DEFFFFFFF going to see this.

[beeftea78-deactivated20200113]

if youre a writer and you want to know what multilingual ppl are really like, today I was giving directions to a Chinese couple but they were having trouble understanding me, so I turned to my gf for help and she explained it very slowly to them in English and sent them on their way. when they were gone I said “babe… you’re Chinese. Why did you give them the directions in English?” and she looked at me with utter horror, and that’s the story of how my gf forgot she spoke her own native language

[immaatekkyaaovaa]

[geothermitis-deactivated2018011]

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[haiku-robot]

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^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

[cool-eevee]

[surreal--memes]

[offensivememes4u]

What a bitch

[weyoun]

“Ajerk”

[mi0da-deactivated20220425]

name 1 bad thing mario has done. you cant.

[uwutaro-deactivated20190809]

In the original story, it’s said that a kind of Koopa Troopa used Bowser’s magic to turn innocent villagers into brick blocks-

So, does that make Mario a mass murderer for destroying the brick blocks and other inanimate objects he finds on his journey for powerups?

I’m just going to leave this information here.

[sorryfortheraybans-deactivated2]

actually it doesn’t!!! 

the bricks that the toads were turned into are NOT the normal bricks. they’re the question blocks! that’s why you get the power ups. they’re actually rewarding you for freeing them, you’re not hurting them!

[vor-the-voice-of-reason]

You just tore down Matpat’s entire edgy Game Theory™ on this

[thevictoryfire88]

^ Noice

[adeles]

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 (2017) dir. James Gunn

There’s a thousand of them, and five of us. These odds are terrible. We need new odds. 

[paradelle]

how is it that there can exist a perfect killing machine in nature biologically perfected throughout thousands and thousands of years of evolution/natural selection and THIS is what it looks like

[princesstigerbelle]

Or like this

[princesstigerbelle]

Or even… this

[sheet-masks]

Pluviophile

(n.) a lover of rain, someone who finds joy and peace of mind during rainy days

[greelin]

losing friends to people you helped them meet

[kelseyeng]

Bird Kingdom by Kelsey Eng - Swan Queen, Sparrow Girl, and Crow Knight

I’ve been meaning to post the full set here for a while! I really loved this project and hope you enjoy it too! Thank you so much for all the love on the Swan Queen. More info about the painting process is in my book :^)

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[internationalemeteorologie]

Gatti di Roma

calendar and postcards by Giancarlo Gasponi 

[ectobiology-department]

that last kitty is about to open the chamber of secrets………

[dreamsensitive]

[yg-ou-deactivated20180202]

this is the exact atmosphere emitted by every dollar tree store in every location across the country

[chimiiiiiiiiii-deactivated20200]

gmod horror

[cossackia]

draw distance: very low